Incorrect Professor Layton quotes

Shit that was definitely said in professor layton

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Descole: As a man with respectable taste in vore...

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Layton: What do you normally do you do while I'm gone? Flora: Wait for you to get back... (thanks to @thekingmickey for the submission!)

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Flora: Oh, complain, complain. You know, when life gives you lemons—

Don Paolo: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!

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Luke: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Flora: No, I said “Luke, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said “Don’t tell me what to do, Flora.” And then you licked the swing set.

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Chelmey: Scenario: you pull a car over for speeding. You find out that it’s your father. How do you handle the situation?

Layton: Well, first, I would be like “Dad? You’re alive?? What the hell??”

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Layton: Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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Descole:  Surprise bitch, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.

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Luke: Emmy, do you believe in ghosts?

Emmy: I believe you’re a big dork.

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Layton: That’s why her hair is so big-- it’s full of secrets.

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Layton: You don’t think I’ll be alone by the time I’m 50, right?

Flora: Aw, come on. You’re not gonna make it to 50.

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Anton: I can’t wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.

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Luke: It’s just like in chess. Sometimes to win you have to sacrifice your king.

Layton: That’s exactly how you lose...