Stiles: Bad News: Coach Finstock locked his keys inside the building.
Stiles: Good News: We didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.
Stiles: Bad News: Coach finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Stiles: Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Stiles: Bad News: It was Allison, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. She knows.
Scott: There are million dollar blockbuster movies that are less entertaining than the roller coaster you just took me on.