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Scott: Well, you know what they say. When life gives you lemons...
Allison: Put them in a face mask?
Lydia: Use them in a battery.
Isaac: Throw them at people.
Stiles: Squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume life's identity. Now you're life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.
Scott: ...make lemonade, guys. The answer was make lemonade.
Isaac: Allison kind of came on to me.
Stiles: I didn’t know Allison was into fancy little porcelain doll men.
Lydia: We both look very beautiful tonight.
Allison: You know, if you- if you’d just said I look beautiful, I would’ve said “so do you”.
Lydia: I couldn’t take that chance.
Stiles: Bad News: Coach Finstock locked his keys inside the building.
Stiles: Good News: We didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.
Stiles: Bad News: Coach finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Stiles: Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Stiles: Bad News: It was Allison, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. She knows.
Scott: There are million dollar blockbuster movies that are less entertaining than the roller coaster you just took me on.
Derek: Where’s Boyd?
Isaac: I don’t know. He left.
Derek: What? Why?
Isaac: We were watching Spongebob, and he stood up and said “life is too short” and walked out.
Scott: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Stiles: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Scott: That wasn’t an ambulance. I carried you.
Stiles: But I heard a siren.
Scott: That was Lydia.
Lydia: I’m sorry, I got nervous.
Allison: I have to go talk to Scott and Isaac.
Chris: Yes, please. Tell your boyfriend and his boyfriend that playtime is over.
Sheriff Stilinski: You’re gay?
Stiles:
Sheriff Stilinski: I mean, if I found out you were being prosecuted I would’ve said “sure”, but this? I'm shocked.
Lydia: We were helping Allison write her vows, but she kicked us out because Stiles kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Stiles: How is “Scott, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?
Derek: Why would you think any part of this plan was a good idea?
Peter: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Derek: Oh.
Peter: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
Boyd: So, how long have you and Scott been dating?
Isaac: Who- no! What? Th-that’s… uh-uh. That’s not… why would you…
Isaac: How did you know?
Boyd: You just seem really happy for the first time in a while.
Issac: [Touched]
Boyd: I’m playing, man. I saw you guys making out in the parking lot last week. Congratulations though.
Stiles: I have "edge".
Lydia: You really don’t. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I’ve ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
Stiles: Are we really going to let Derek keep Jackson?
Scott: We kept Isaac.
Peter: Empty altruism will not save you now. Any last words?
Scott: Yes. What’s altruism?
Stiles, brushing his teeth in Scott’s kitchen sink: Good morning.
Scott: When did you get here?
Stiles: I spent the night.
Scott: But I remember you leaving before I went to bed. You said, “good night, I'm going home” and then you left.
Stiles: Yeah, but then, on my way out, I tripped and fell down the stairs.
Scott: Oh my god, were you hurt?
Stiles: Nah, I just didn't feel like getting up, so I slept on the floor.
Lydia: I can’t believe you and Allison broke the bed last night!
Stiles: Must have been a wild night.
Scott: Haha… Yeah…
[last night]
Scott: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling!
Allison: Try me.
Derek: I'm Isaac's emergency contact.
Melissa: So you're here to pick him up?
Derek: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.