hello
Alisha : it’s me
Nathan : is it me you’re looking for
Simon : darkness my old friend
Rudy : my name is inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die

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@incorrectmisfitsquotes
hello
Alisha : it’s me
Nathan : is it me you’re looking for
Simon : darkness my old friend
Rudy : my name is inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die
Rudy: Alright, give us your hairdryer. Jess: What? Rudy: You carry one in your handbag, don’t you? Jess: Have you ever met a human woman? (Later) Rudy: Hey, do you have a hairdryer in your bag? Finn: Of course I do, I’m not an animal.
Simon: Right, I’ve got to go in. *Turns to Alisha* Simon: Stay safe, princess. Nathan: Aww, Simon, that’s nice of you, but I’ll sacrifice Alisha.
Not numbering posts anymore
Nathan: The stars are really beautiful tonight. Alisha: Yeah, they are. Nathan: You know who else is beautiful? Both: Simon. Stars: Well shit
#38
Kelly: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Simon: Yes.
Kelly: I was hula-hooping. Nathan and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Simon: Oh my god.
Kelly: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
Simon: Why are you telling me all this?
Kelly: Because no one will ever believe you.
Simon: You are a sick man.
#37
Simon: I don’t know what I should say to people at funerals. Alisha: Just say “I’m sorry for your loss” then move one
One minute later Simon: I’m sorry for your loss. Move on.
#36
(Over texting) Jess: Come over and we’ll do something fun ;) Rudy: Lego? Jess: I was thinking something a little more adult Rudy: We’re gonna do taxes?
#35
Literally anyone ever: Fuck Nathan Young Simon Bellamy: I’M TRYING
#34
Rudy: You’ll never guess what just happened.
Curtis:You went out in the corridor, stumbled into an inter-dimensional time portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you’re back to bring us all to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the thinkatorium with telepathically controlled flying dolphins?
Rudy: No. Jess said she’d go out with me.
Curtis: Who would ever guess that?
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Rudy Too: I wrote you a poem.
Jess: Ok, let me hear it. Rudy Too: Roses are red/Violets are blue/ Sugar is sweet/ And so are you
Jess: That’s cute-
Rudy Too: But the roses have wilted/ The violets are dead
Jess: Oh no
Rudy Too: The sugar bowl is empty/ And so is your head
Jess: Now it looks yours. Congrats, you sick bastard
Bisexual? Depends, do you mean "likes both sexes" or "is turned on by binary coding"? My answer might not be what you were expecting,
Simon Bellamy
Misfits Characters + Hogwarts Houses
(Reblog with your house and favourite character in the tags) Nathan Young: Gryffindor Alisha Daniels: Slytherin Simon Bellamy: Ravenclaw Kelly Bailey: Gryffindor Curtis Donovan: Hufflepuff Rudy Wade: Gryffindor Jess: Ravenclaw Finn Samson: Slytherin Abby: Hufflepuff Alex: Gryffindor Nikki: Ravenclaw
#32
Rudy: Come on! We have a combined IQ of 360, we should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.
[two girls selling cookies ring every bell, the door opens]
Simon: What do you think their combined IQ is?
Really though
Nathan and Alisha would have been such an iconic brotp if they’d had more scenes
Self shoutout
Hey, everybody, sorry for the lack of communication lately, I’ve been busy with revision and all that bollocks. I was just going to add a quick reminder of my blog @011-scamander . If you like: -Occasional weird text posts -Photos of cities and interesting people - Me rambling about my need to protect Raven Reyes, James Moriarty, Oswald Cobblepot, Nancy Wheeler, Eleven (Stranger Things) and Simon Bellamy Then give us a follow! (Crap... now I sound like and advert. We’ll move on.) Thanks, and I’ll get back to posting soon; -Ezra
send me one (part one).
001: name your favorite television/movie character.
002: what was the last emoji you used?
003: if you had to makeout with the last person you interacted with via your phone, would you?
004: do you prefer to be hot or cold?
005: do you always sleep with a fan on?
006: what's your favorite brand of water?
007: do you watch grey's anatomy?
008: name a song lyric that will always speak volumes to you.
009: do you have a problem talking about feelings/showing emotion?
010: how do you arrange your contacts in your phone?
011: what's your zodiac sign, and do you think it fits your personality?
012: what was your dream job as a kid, and what is it now?
013: do you think you could survive during a zombie apocalypse?
014: did you ever go through a "phase" ?
015: have you ever struggled with your sexuality, and have you come to terms with it now?
016: would you prefer someone to answer you with "yes", or "yeah"?
017: if you had to pick a holiday to have been born on, which would it be?
018: what's your opinion on body art?
019: do you have a lot of friends, or do you wish you did?
020: what's your favorite swear word?
021: tell us the best advice someone ever gave to you.
022: do you get car sick?
023: what is your ideal date?
024: would you dare go cliff diving?
025: dogs or cats?
026: are you allergic to anything? if you are, what are you allergic to?
027: if you could change one thing in the world, what would it be and why?
028: if you were a fictional character, which one would you be?
029: has there ever been a time that you went through that you can now look back on and smile because you made it through it?
030: rate your self-confidence on a scale of one to ten.
031: do you believe that therapy is a thing that can actually help someone?
032: what's your opinion on naps?
033: do you know who alecia moore is without googling her?
034: are you the type of person that can say "fuck it" or do you stress?
035: what's your favorite out of the three: aliens, ghosts, or serial killers?
036: what part of the world are you from, and what part of the world do you want to visit?
037: do you know what 'cerulean' is? without googling it.
038: do you believe in relationships, or would you rather hit it and quit it?
039: are you fake-friends with anyone?
040: do you lie a lot? are you a good liar?
041: what's your favorite hex code color?
042: do you have any siblings? are you close with them? or do you wish you had some?
043: did you ever do that thing where you put glue all over your hands and then pull it off?
044: do you have any habits, bad or good?
045: does having red hair automatically make you not have a soul?
046: do doctors scare you?
047: have you ever had a moment where your life flashed before your eyes?
048: what's your everyday outfit like?
049: kissing or no kissing on the first date?
050: what's your dream vehicle?
#31
Nathan: Do you see Curtis? Did we invite Curtis?
Simon: No.
Nathan: And why didn’t we invite him?
Simon: …Because he’s a fun sponge?
Nathan: You got it.