#source: batman beyond

[hitchell-mope]

Adam: who are you?

Uma: you ruined my life!

Adam: do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

Ao Guang being a “Good Dad” XI

In 敖丙传 Ao Bing Zhuan, Ao Jia is implied to have fallen in love with a human girl

Ao Guang: "Jia'er (甲儿), women come and go."

Ao Guang: (wryly) "Most of them cause nothing but trouble."

Ao Guang: "Some of them are worth it."

Ao Guang: (firmly) "But not one is worth the sacrifice you're about to make."

Ao Jia: "You don't know this one."

Ao Guang: "You didn't see fit to introduce us to her. That's because you knew she wouldn't fit in, right?"

[Ao Jia is silent]

[Ao Guang reaches out, placing a hand on Ao Jia's shoulder]

Ao Guang: "Someday the right one will come along. One who will fit in."

[Ao Guang draws Ao Jia closer]

Ao Guang: (gently) "She’ll be your queen. You'll have all the money you want. All the freedom. The very finest life can offer."

[Ao Guang tightens his grip]

Ao Guang: (firmly) "But only if you stick with this family."

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

孙太子：Ao Bing arrives in Gotham

Thanks to everyone who participated in the poll Special thanks to @gaaralover55 for helping me brainstorm

[Overseas, Ao Bing gets a call]

Li Gen: "He wants to see you."

Ao Bing: (scoffs) "Oh, now Father beckons. Guess I've been in exile long enough."

[At the airport, Ao Guang picks up Ao Bing]

Ao Bing: "Let me guess. You've thought of an even more demeaning grunt job for me."

Ao Guang: "Does acting chairman of the west branch sound like a grunt job?"

Ao Bing: "... How stupid do you think I am?"

Ao Guang: "It's in title only, at least at first. I'll tell you what I want done, and you'll do it. If you perform well, real power will follow."

[Ao Guang places a hand on Ao Bing's]

Ao Guang: (softly) "I need your help, son. I'm no longer able to face the public."

Ao Bing: "What are you talking about? What's going on?"

[Ao Guang folds up his sleeve, revealing the burns underneath his prosthesis]

[The wound are festering]

Ao Bing: (gasps) "Oh, Daddy."

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

Li Yunxiang meets Ao Guang

Ao Guang meets the Li siblings at the police station

Ao Guang: "So, you're my son's 'special friend.'"

[Ao Guang gives Li Yunxiang a look over]

Ao Guang: "Awfully young, aren't you?"

Li Yunxiang: "Awfully slimy, aren't you?"

Ao Guang: "Careful, the courts are very strict about slander."

Li Yunxiang: "Oh, yeah? Then let's see how they handle assault!"

[Li Yunxiang attempts to attack Ao Guang but is restrained by Li Jinxiang]

Ao Guang: "You should know something about the prisons here: there's always room for one more!"

[waterfire1848]

Yh ra: who are you?

Katara: you killed my mother.

You ra: do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

[sweetpeaches666]

Unicron: Who are you?

Alien: You ate my planet and destroyed my people.

Unicron: ...

Unicron: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

[artemisfowlcodex]

(Artemis is being targeted for a kidnapping by an unknown assailant) Artemis: Who are you? Masked kidnapper: You stole my fortune and destroyed my company! Artemis: ...Do you have the *slightest* idea how little that narrows it down?!

[mousestar369]

Bruce: Who are you!? Jason (as Red Hood): I'm your son! Bruce: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down??