Incorrect Mortal Kombat Quotes

These were totally said at some point in the MK universe

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Tanya: "weatherboy" is derogatory

Rain: what does that mean?

Tanya: wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

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Cyrax: do you support gay rights?

Sektor: I am gay

Sub-Zero: he's dodging the question

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reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

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Sektor: "tell me what these squiggly lines mean! transcribe these runes!" "which of these pictures has a bus" every day on the internet I am forced to interact with captchas and I'm SICK of it

Sub-Zero: Cranky cause you're a robot huh

Sektor: One day you'll decompose and I'll be there to watch

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Cetrion: You know what true strength is? Forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry

Sub-Zero: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die

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Johnny: I'm CRYING. You made me CRY

Sonya: Baby

Johnny: No, now is not the time for pet names

Sonya: No, I'm calling you a baby. I'm insulting you

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Sonya Blade: Wait! Be quiet!

Johnny Cage: Did you hear something?

Sonya Blade: No. I just wanted you to be quiet.

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Scorpion: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I'm starting to like Sub-Zero a little bit

Kenshi: You doodled your wedding invitations

Scorpion: No, those are our joint tombstones

Kenshi: My mistake

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Frost: I don't check the weather. Ever. Just won't do it. Never have, never will

Cassie: How do you plan to do things outside?

Frost: Bravely

Cassie: Fair enough, carry on

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Present!Johnny: Johnny we need to respect women

Past!Johnny: If she breathes she's a thot

Present!Johnny: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS, JOHNNY

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Cassie: guess what

Takeda: what

Cassie: no you have to guess

Takeda: idk

Cassie: Kenshi is in the hospital

Takeda: why would you make me guess that

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Cassie: Dad what's for supper

Johnny: ooh honey I am serving looks tonight

Cassie: we haven't eaten in 3 days

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Raiden: Why is Scorpion crying

Liu Kang: Oh he just took one of those "which Mortal Kombat contestant are you" quizzes

Raiden: Who did he get

Liu Kang: He got Sub-Zero

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We need about £600 ($790) to fix the boiler and replace the oven. I’m not expecting to raise that much, but whatever I can raise will help us so much

If you can donate even a little we would be so, so grateful. If not, I would appreciate a reblog so much.

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Cassie: Hey I'm lesbian

Takeda: I thought you were American

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My family needs help

I hate to do this, but my family really needs some help

Our oven has broken and our boiler is on the fritz. The weather has turned, and if we can’t get the boiler repaired we’ll be in real trouble. We could manage without the oven, but sadly that’s the much cheaper issue to resolve, and we can’t even afford that

We need about £600 ($790) to fix the boiler and replace the oven. I’m not expecting to raise that much, but whatever I can raise will help us so much

If you can donate even a little we would be so, so grateful. If not, I would appreciate a reblog so much.

My paypal is here (ignore the name I can’t change it)

Thank you to anyone who can help, whether with a donation or a reblog

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Jacqui: Okay, Cassie, you have five seconds to name five famous disasters. And… start!

Cassie: Vesuvius, Chicago fire, dinosaur asteroid, Titanic, and… um… Scorpion killing Quan Chi while revenants were still enslaved...