MTV's Scream

A blog dedicated to MTV's Scream! Creator: wickedangst

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Brooke: Audrey’s even wearing her formal leather jacket

Audrey: It’s the one without any blood on it

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For Zoey- You will always be in my heart, In my mind, And in your grave.

Noah Foster

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Gustavo: Why do you hate me so much? Brooke: Because it's fun.

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Brooke: I'm 23! I'm a celebrity! And today, I'm gonna die! Audrey: Not one word of that is true.

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Brook: Come on, Jake! Emma said to use everyone. We all want this solved. Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

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Really want to pick this blog up from the grave it's descended into so if you have any submissions feel free to send me some!

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Brooke: I'm not interested in you that way. Jake: What way? Brooke: Pick one.

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My entire life is just a test to see whether I will commit suicide or homicide first.

Emma Duval

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Jake: There’s three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jake Fitzgerald way! Brooke: Isn’t that the wrong way? Jake: Yeah, but faster!

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Gustavo: I don't like your accusatory tone. Audrey: Well, I'd use a different tone, but I'm trying to accuse you of something.

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Noah: You're just going to repress everything into some deep dark twisted place until one day you snap and kill them? Audrey: Yup. Noah: This is why we are friends.

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I tried to form a gang once, but it turned into a book club.

Noah Foster

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Brooke: You’re so dramatic. Jake [holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed all in purple velvet, draped across a piano]: I have no idea what you’re talking about

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Gustavo: You can trust me. Audrey: I don't even trust the way you just now said I could trust you.

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Noah: Don't forget to lift with your legs, Audrey. Audrey: Yeah, I know how to lift, jackass. I've been carrying this team the entire time I've been here.

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Gustavo: Is Brooke here? Audrey: Yes. Gustavo: Can I talk to her? Audrey: No. You can talk to me. Gustavo: Audrey: What do you want to talk about? Life? Love? Common symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases?

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Brooke [picking up a crumpled sheet of paper]: Jake, what is this? Jake: It's my to-do list. Brooke: Really? That's great. I'm so glad you're starting to be- Brooke: This just says my name.