"Gay rights" -new mutants

Blog work ahead?

[illyanamoonstar]

Dani has 100% watched Berto water a fake plant and just watched to see how long he’d keep watering it

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Xuân: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything? Sam: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital Xuân: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you Sam: But I heard a siren Xuân: That was Roberto Roberto: Sorry, I got nervous

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Roberto, posing in a new outfit: How do I look?

Illyana, visibly uninterested: Fine

Roberto: "Fine"? Just "fine"!?"

Illyana: Oh I'm sorry

Illyana, completely deadpan: Yas mama. Work the house down boots, yas, god. Werk.

Roberto: Well, not that.

Illyana: You wanted enthusiasm

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Illyana, singing: Here is my wall of inspirational women

Doug: Is that a picture of you?

Illyana: I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself

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Sam: Joshie was singin' the ABCs outta order and Roberto just shouted "Yes boy remix!"

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Professor X: Where do you wanna get a healthy snack kids?

Roberto: I want Chipotle

Professor X: I saID A HEALTHY SNACK ROBERTO

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Roberto: Tall people, if we are walking please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, You Titans!

Dani: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day

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Sam: Life is one big yeehaw and then you die

[tombsofatuan1970-deactivated202]

Magneto: I haven’t seen the New Mutants for about fifteen minutes.

Magneto: *sips coffee*

Magneto: That probably means they’re getting in trouble.

[mattholicguilt]

“Listen up! I am happy to announce that after an exhaustive 22-minute search, I have found your new principal!”

— Charles Xavier introducing the New Mutants to Principal Magneto 

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Roberto: Empath you gotta respect women!!!

Empath: If she breathes… she’s a thot

Roberto: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS EMPATH

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I know I've never said anything here but submissions are and have been

Open

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Xuân: I've spent a lot of time in France so I also speak French. And German and Greek. And Latin, just in case it ever comes back.

Roberto: Cool. I once got 12 out of 12 on a Buzzfeed quiz called "Do you know all the slang words the Kardashians invented?"

Xuân: Congratulations?

Roberto: Thank you.

Roberto: I'm going to be honest. I did cheat.

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Warlock: Selfriend Illyana told self that instead of being sad, self should 'go get it, girl.' So self is going to go get it, girl.

Roberto: Get what?

Warlock: Unclear. Self will acquire everything, just to be safe.

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New mutants, in the backseat: McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!

Magneto: *drives towards the McDonald's*

New mutants: *cheering*

Magneto: One black coffee

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Piotr: So today's training will be- what is he doing here?

Roberto, about Sam: Sir that's my emotional support cowboy

[gaysupersoldiers]

New Mutants as B99 quotes