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Hello this account has around 900 followers and im out of ideas and also slightly out of the fandom so feel free to unfollow :) I dont know when will i come back or if i ever come back :)

#i had amazing time in this blog thank you all :)#but its hiatus time

Happy new year everyone!! I hope in this new year i will post more quotes lol LOVE YOU ALL💕💕

-Miho and Taichi holds their new born-

Miho:Awww he is so beautiful!

Doctor: We're gonna have to give him some shots.

Taichi: Oh hell yeah pour up it's his fucking birthday!

#miho abe #taichi #source: twitter #shhh i thought this was funny pls dont @ me

Taguchi: Hey Tana whatcha got there?

Tana: *With all the young lions he has adopted* A Smoothie

-submitted by anonymous-

#ryusuke taguchi #hiroshi tanahashi #let's not forget young lions <3

Ibushi:*gets down on one knee* i've wanted to ask you this since we met.

Kenny: ...

Ibushi: *rolls into a ball* Do you like my impression of a grape?

#kenny omega #kota ibushi #source: twitter #i know im biased im sorry

Sanada: *Turns the lights on* Could you imagine if dogs could like sit on the toilet like a person?

Evil: What the fuck!? It's like 4 am?

#sanada #evil #source:vine #i love this ship

*Jay runs around in Dojo with knife in his hand*

Tana: Let me see what you have in your hand?

Jay: A KNIFE!

Tana: No!

Okada: Oh my god why does he have a knife?!

-submitted by anonymous-

#hiroshi tanahashi #jay white #kazuchika okada #njpw #source:vine

There's no Yano - I'm sad 😓😓

Im sorry😣 i know im being biased😓😓 i love yano too but i cant put him into any quotes😿 if u have any submissions im all open to it

#ask #im so so so sorry!!#i will try

Kenny: Did you hang out with Naito last night?

Ibushi: You know yeah i did.

Kenny: Oww i love Naito.

Ibushi: You hate Naito?

Kenny: YEAH. NO SHIT. HONEY

#kota ibushi #kenny omega #source:vine #im still alive zhshshsj

I have 5 quotes on my drafts for like 2 months now... and 5 of them are dick jokes so im like

#not a quote #im out of idead lads sorry for it

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Kenny: Has anyone seen my boyfriend?

Someone: What does he look like?

Kenny:*on the verge of tears* Beautiful.

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I was wandering in my tags and this makes a lot more sense now that Kota got lost 😂😂

#self reblog

Kenny: I'm telling you i can't get pregnant.

Kota: You can if you really do your best!

Kenny: But...! But im a man!

Kota: A real man should not give up so easily!

Kenny: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING JEEZ!!

#kota ibushi #kenny omega #source:tumblr #im sorry i had to do this

Evil: Sometimes i drink milk straight out of the container.

Hiromu: THE COW?!?!?!?

#hiromu takahashi #evil #saga continues lasgdhdjfkd #source:twitter

*Kenny and Kota kissing*:

Tama: Is that allowed?!? Is That ALLOWED!?

#kenny omega #kota ibushi #tama tonga #submitted by anonymous

ı know i wasnt around for a very long time and im sorry for the wait.

Jay*during a conversation*: Thanks dad.

Everyone: ....

Jay: Why is everyone staring at me?

Sho: You just called Tana "dad". You said "Thanks dad"

Jay: What? No, i didn't. I said "Thanks man"

Tana: Do you see me as a father figure White?

Jay: Noo. If anything, i see you as a "bother" figure 'cause you are always bothering me.

Ryu: Hey show your father some respect.

#Jay White #Hiroshi Tanahashi #sho tanaka #ryusuke taguchi #source: brooklyn nine nine

Hiromu: That new shirt really suits you.

Naito: Thank you! Pretty cool, isn't it?

Hiromu: And I bet it`d look even better on Bushi's floor.

Bushi: Are you hitting on Naito for me?

-submitted by @lucrezianoin -

#hiromu takahashi #tetsuya naito #bushi #also im sorry i havent posted in a long while :)

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