Incorrect The Old Guard Quotes

Things that were definitely, 100% said in the Netflix movie The Old Guard.

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Booker: You’re sort of opinionated.

Andy: You think I’m opinionated? Okay, here’s an opinion for you: You’re a bad judge of character, and your shirt looks like vomit.

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How dare you tell me how to raise my child I just met.

Nicky, about Nile

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Booker: Andy expresses herself just fine. Isn't that right, Andy?

Andy: What? Yeah. Thanks. Fine, I guess. Whatever, I don't care, just stop!

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Quynh: Admit it. You like Yusuf.

Nicky: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to him? Sure. Does he get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in two positions. But do I like him? The answer’s no.

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[during Halloween]

Nicky: Joe, we need more candy.

Joe: But there's only been like four kids, Nicky.

Nicky: Yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.

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Nile: I can’t be around someone who’s just fueled by bitterness and negativity.

Andy: Well then, what are you doing here?

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Nicky: I believe we’re meant to find each other. It's like destiny.

Nile: Holy God! Do you always come on this strong?

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Booker: Nicky, relax. Go get a beer.

Nicky: I don't want a beer.

Booker: I didn't say it was for you.

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Booker: Fellas, is it gay?

Nicky: It is.

Joe: It better be.

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Booker: When do I fight my demons?

Therapist: We do that by talking.

Booker: Oh.

Therapist: Is that why you don't have a shirt on?

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Nicky: I know it's tempting to take a shortcut, but moral strength is defined by how we behave in times of stress.

Booker: Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?

Nicky: Everyone. Constantly.

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Nicky: [crouched down in front of his tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves] I’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. I’m going to kill them for you. Don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. They’ll die screaming.

Joe: [coming out of the house] Oh! Okay. You’re talking to the plants. Okay.

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Andy: Why don't we just binge-watch a tv show? I'm thinking Dora the Explorer.

Nile: You really don't know how old I am, do you?

Andy: I know you're older than eight and younger than me.

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Oh, so I’m just supposed to enjoy good things that happen to me instead of living in fear that they’ll turn to dust in my hands?

Booker

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Nile: I had a brainstorm at church.

Andy: Oh, you're still going to that place? You're such a good Korean.

Nile: Christian.

Andy: What am I saying?

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Joe: I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like, “You know I’m gay, right?” and watch the look of terror on their face.

Andy: I like you.