Incorrect Persona 4 Quotes

An incorrect quotes account with focus on Persona 4, the Arena games, Dancing All Night, and occasionally Persona 3. Ship quotes allowed (for the most part, no gross stuff).

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It worked with both and Sig and Amitie had Persona costumes, so...

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Rise: Rrgh! Why's no one here to see me being so adorable!? I have the worst luck ever! I hope someone finds me before I starve, so they can see how cute I am!

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Mitsuru: *meeting Elizabeth* Is this a friend of yours Makoto?

Makoto: Kind of. Not really. She's in my life now and there's nothing I can do about it.

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Adachi: How do you still have synergy during this?

Kanji: 'Cause that's how the Investigation Team works! We get angry and we focus!

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Yukiko: *giggles cutely* I'm going to snap.

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Makoto: Elizabeth is the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see her going anywhere and doing anything. Like, if I got abducted by aliens and just saw her running around the spaceship putting bugle chips on her fingers to make it look like she has claws, I would be like, "That's some classic Elizabeth right there," and not even question it.

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Yukiko: Did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere? It's not illegal or anything. I checked.

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Kanji: Hey, I heard you like bad boys.

Naoto: Not really.

Kanji: Oh thank goodness.

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Adachi: My alignment is lawful good.

Yosuke: Doubt that.

Teddie: You punched a child and that child was me!

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Kanji: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Yukiko: That would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Yosuke: Good morning to everyone except these two.

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Dojima: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Rise: Prettiest smile.

Yu: Nicest personality.

Kanji: Most likely to start a bar fight.

Yukiko: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.

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Adachi: *to Sho* In the words of the Investigation Team, ya basic!

Adachi: That's an insult the kids use. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.

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Yukiko: What do you call a dictionary addicted to drugs?

Adachi: If you say addictionary, I swear to god I'll kill you.

Yukiko: I was gonna say 'high definition', but yours is better.

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Teddie: I'm very laid back. I only care about two things:

Teddie: Everyone on earth and their opinion of me.

Teddie: The crushing psychological weight of being alive.

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Chie: That guy wanted to buy you a drink.

Yukiko: Really? But I already have a drink.

Yukiko: Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

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Naoto: *about Kanji* How did he get this jacked?

Yosuke: When he was fourteen someone told him excercise alleviated anxiety, so he started doing push-ups and basically never stopped.

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Yukari: My parents are dead.

Makoto: Everyone's parents are dead. That doesn't make you special.