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Ada: What's the best way to clear a paper jam?

Tommy: I don't know. Kill a kid an hour until it sorts itself out?

#peaky blinders #ada shelby #tommy shelby #source: ttoi

Polly: Can we talk about the letter you sent everyone?

Tommy: It was a critical update.

Polly: It just said "I'm back on my bullshit."

Tommy: The people needed to know.

#peaky blinders #tommy shelby #polly gray #source: twitter

I want to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.

John Shelby

#peaky blinders #john shelby #source: parks and rec

Scruples? Scruples, what are they? Is that those low-fat Kettle Chips?

Alfie Solomons

#peaky blinders #alfie solomons #source: ttoi

Tommy: Grace and I don’t have pet names for each other.

Polly: Uh huh. Thomas, what do bees make?

Tommy: Honey?

Grace, from the other room: Yes, baby?

Polly: Don't you ever lie to me again.

#peaky blinders #source: brooklyn 99 #grace shelby #polly gray #tommy x grace

Ada: when I was small -

Arthur [laughing]: when?

#peaky blinders #ada shelby #arthur shelby #source: buzzfeed unsolved

Grace: Truth or dare?

Tommy: Truth.

Grace: How many hours have you slept this week?

Tommy: Dare.

Grace: Go to sleep.

Tommy: I don't like this game.

#Peaky Blinders #grace shelby #tommy shelby #source: twitter

Finn: Do I even lift? Yeah bro I lift. I lift your spirits up. How have you been? Everything ok? I miss you. Let’s grab lunch sometime.

#peaky blinders #finn shelby #source: twitter

The only reason I didn't tell you guys is because I don't value you as people.

Thomas Shelby

#peaky blinders #tommy shelby #source: brooklyn 99

Michael: Tommy's gonna kill me, isn't he? How fucked do you lot think I am? On the fuck-o-meter, where am I

Polly: Oh, 12?

Arthur: Yeah. 12, say

Michael: Out of what?

Polly: Erm... 50.

Arthur: Oh. Mine was out of 10.

#peaky blinders #michael gray #polly gray #arthur shelby #source: ttoi

Ada: First, we should make a list of our enemies.

Tommy: So I’ve already made up a list of enemies, which I’ve narrowed down from twenty-six to five.

Ada: Just in London?

Tommy: Just in this building.

#peaky blinders #the building is parliament. obvs #ada shelby #tommy shelby #source: gilmore girls

Tommy: What’s the signal if something goes wrong?

Arthur: How about “Oh shit"?

Tommy: That’s good.

#peaky blinders #tommy shelby #arthur shelby #source: psych

Polly: Does Tommy ever sleep?

Lizzie: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then shuts down.

#peaky blinders #lizzie stark #polly gray #source: gilmore girls

Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon.

Alfie Solomons

#peaky blinders #alfie solomons #source: twitter

Tommy: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Grace: I’m sorry, you were stabbed!?

Tommy: LIGHTLY stabbed. I didn’t want to frighten you.

#peaky blinders #tommy shelby #grace shelby #I MISS HER #source: brooklyn 99

Tommy: We need to talk about -

Arthur: The building was on fire when I got there.

Tommy: What?

Arthur: What?

#peaky blinders #tommy shelby #arthur shelby #source: llamas with hats

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