* It Was A Mistake!

Incorrect Broadway/Musical quuotes! 

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Davey: Don’t worry, Jack. I’m going to help you with your Español. 

Jack: Okay, that’s fine, but I need help with my Spanish, too. 

Davey: Español is Spanish. 

Jack: Español is Spanish for what? 

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Linda: Scott made Cheryl cry! 

Ash: Cheryl always cries. 

Cheryl, crying: That’s not true! 

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Cheryl: Quick, to the panic room! 

Ash: We don’t have a panic room. 

Cheryl: Any room can be a panic room if you panic enough.  

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Linda: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ash? 

Ash: No. 

Cheryl: I do. 

Linda: I know, Cheryl. 

Cheryl: I’m sad. 

Linda: I know, Cheryl. 

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Donny: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. 

Michael: Bro, it’s just a dream. 

Donny: Uh gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Michael: You wouldn’t? 

Donny: I mean unless you want to. 

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Scott: Guess what number I’m thinking of. 

Linda: 420

Scott: No, don’t be childish, Linda. 

Ash: 69

Scott: Yeah, it was 69. 

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Clyde: It’s okay to ask for help. 

Clyde: You’re not a burden. 

Clyde: Murder is okay. 

Clyde: Your feelings matter. 

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Shelly: [walking around still disappointed six hours after visiting an aquarium] 

Linda: What did you think a tiger fish was, Shelly?

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Linda: Why is Cheryl always doing the laundry so loudly? 

Ash: To let everyone know that no one helps in this house. 

Cheryl: [slams the washing machine door shut]

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Clyde: What goes up, but never goes down? 

Bonnie: The amount of stress you bring to my life. 

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Sarah: Got called a lesbian in Walmart earlier. 

David: Tell us what happened, Sarah. 

Sarah: Got called a lesbian in Walmart. 

David: Yes, but why? 

Sarah: I was being a lesbian. 

David: In Walmart? 

Sarah: Yeah, it was in Walmart.

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Jane: Why me? 

Anne: Because people like you. You’re nice. You say ‘excuse me’. You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning. 

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Anna: One of you is going to betray me today. 

Elsa: is it me, Anna?

Anna: No. 

Kristoff: Is it me, Anna? 

Anna: No. 

Hans: Is it me, Anna?  

Anna: iS iT mE aNnA

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Shelly: [pushing on a door that clearly says ‘Pull’]

Scott, filming her: Just push harder. 

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Cheryl: Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers. 

Scott, crying: Please just say fuck. 

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Johnny: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys. 

Julia: BLOCKED

Johnny: Some of them are good girls. 

Julia: Unblocked. 

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Ash: Why are you standing on a chair?

Cheryl: I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much. 

Ash:

Ash: Where’s the spider?

Cheryl: It’s under the table, please get it for me. Please.