Incorrect WWE

4HW / DIY / Kabuki Warriors / Undisputed Era / SHIELD / Finn Balor / Io Shirai / Candice Lerae

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The lack of 205 live fics insult me.

Seriously, someone write something for Akira Tozawa, or Jack Gallagher, or Mustafa Ali, or Noam Dar. Please!!!

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[Becky and Sasha sitting in jail]

Sasha: So who should we call?

Becky: I'd call Charlotte but I feel safer in jail

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Promo Practice

Bayley: Who are you? Who are we? We are that bitch.

Sasha: No, you need to be like, who are YOU? Who are WE? We are THAT bitch. Do that

Bayley, nodding: Okay

Bayley: Who are you? Who are WE? We are that BITCH.

Sasha, unsatisfied: Mkay...

[Both laughing]

Bayley: Mkay....

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Embarrassed

Johnny to Candice: *Face buried in covers and regretting life* Then I called him dad...

Hunter to Stephanie: *Trying not to cry* Then he called me dad.

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Wrong Order

*In Catering*

Kyle: I asked for no pickles and y'all still gave me pickles

Roderick: Just take them off

Kyle: NO! WHY DID YOU PUT THEM ON?!

Roderick: IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!

Kyle: I'M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES!

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RAW is the possessive mom that ruins the vibe of the house, Smackdown is the cool dad that gets along with the kids but usually has to go along with whatever mom says, NXT UK is the youngest kid who's an attention seeker but actually not as bad as the family thinks, 205 live is the middle kid who's great but doesn't get any attention, NXT is the older emo kid who gets dragged into everything despite wanting to be by themselves, and Main Event is the oldest kid with a huge age gap that everyone forgets about. Prove me wrong.

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Chemistry

Renee: What drives your confidence heading into this tag match?

Becky: Me and Charlotte work great together, we have such an easy chemistry together, we finish each others-

Charlotte: Sentences

Becky, glaring at her: Don't fucking interrupt me

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Tyler, The Creator

[After Sasha's New Single Comes Out]

Corey Graves, interviewing her: What about your lyrics?

Sasha: What about them?

Corey: What are you saying in your lyrics?

Sasha: Nothing, shit to piss old white people off like you

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Names

Sasha, looking in the mirror: Looking good Mrs. Martinez

Bayley: Why are you calling me Mrs. Martinez?

Sasha, shaking her head: I was talking to myself

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TikTok

*On the Main Roster*

Finn: [screaming]

Kevin: Wait! I have an idea!

Finn: Really?! What is it?!

Kevin: LET'S LEAVE!

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Heel Turn

Bayley: It's like hava

Becky: What's hava?

Bayley: Hava nice day, lmao gottem [high fives Sasha]

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Casted Out

[Becky and Charlotte pushing their weight on the door]

Becky: MOVE! GET BACK!

Alexa, forcing her head through: Let me in!! I'll be the I-G-G-Y

Bayley and Sasha: Oh my God no! Do not let her in!

Charlotte: WE'RE TRYING!

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Total Sonya

*Carmella with her head down*

Sonya, sitting beside her: What's wrong?

Carmella, tiredly: My throat hurts cause I'm sick

Sonya: YOU SAID YOUR THROAT HURTS CAUSE YOU WERE SUCKING DICK?

*Everyone in catering begins staring*

Carmella:

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4HW

Ronda: Bitch I look like I'm fresh off the runway ugh!

Bayley: Fresh from the runway? No

Sasha: Fresh from the bumway? Yes

Becky: Actually you smell like you fresh outta Subway

Charlotte: Your under arms smell like onions

4HW: UGH THAT!

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Besties for the Resties

Becky, sitting beside Shawn: I've heard stories about you, you're great in the stories, I don't see it yet...

Shawn, smugly: Okay

Becky: Charlotte and I are the best friends on this planet

Shawn: Well that's cute, cause Hunter and I are the best friends in all of existence, which includes, your crummy little planet

Shawn: Hunter and I finish each others-

Hunter: SENTENCES!

Becky: Yeah? Is that all you do?

Charlotte, sitting beside her: Because Becky-

Becky: And I-

Charlotte: Can Read-

Becky: Each others-

Charlotte: Minds!

Charlotte: Ready? What am I thinking of? 1, 2, 3

Together: Pizza! 1, 2, 3, Clouds! 1, 2, 3, Roman!

Hunter: Pfft, yeah like we can't do that

Shawn, disappointed: We can't

Hunter: 1, 2, 3, RAINBOWS!

Shawn: Can't do it!

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Codenames

Bayley: From now on, we'll be using codenames! You can address me as Eagle one!

Bayley, points to Alexa: Alexa, codename, been there done that.

Bayley: Sasha is, currently doing that [High fives her]

Bayley: Carmella is, It happened once in a dream

Bayley: Finn's codename, if I had to pick a dude

Bayley: Becky is, I'd be lying if i hadn't thought about it

Bayley: And Charlotte is...Eagle Two

Charlotte: Oh thank God

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Music and Tunes

Thank you Rebecca Sugar.

Finn, playing chords: do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do

Ember: Do-mi-so-do...

Finn: Isn't it pretty?

Ember: That's exceedingly simple

Do-mi-so-ti...

Finn: We're making music

Ember: What is the point? You're not making anything

Finn: Well, if it isn't anything, then why does it sound so good?

Ember: I suppose it's just interest...

Do-mi-so-do

Devoid of substance or purpose, a hypothetical pattern...

Do-mi-so-ti

For the satisfaction of bringing it to completion

Finn: Sure

Ember: Do-mi-so-ti

Interest without meaning?

Solutions without problems?

Finn: And then you just add words

Here's what I have been working on

Life and death and love and birth,

And peace and war on the planet Earth

Is there anything that's worth more

Than peace and love on the planet Earth?

Oh - Whooah, come on and sing it with me...

Ember: Sing?

Finn: The words relate to the key...

Ember: Key?

Finn: If it's a pattern,

If it's a pattern,

Then just repeat after me...

Life and death and love and birth-

Ember: Life and death and love and birth-

Finn: Now you sing mi-fa-mi-mi-fa-mi-ti-la!

Together: And peace and war on the planet Earth!

Finn: Yes, yes! That's it!

Ember: That's so easy.

Finn: Yeah, but that's what's fun about it

You should write something, you should write a song!

Ember: About what?

Finn: Whatever you're thinking!

[In Front of the group]

Ember: I guess we're already here,

I guess we already know

We've all got something to fear,

We've all got nowhere to go

I think you're all INSANE!

But I guess I am too...

Anybody would be if they were stuck on Earth with you

Finn, laughing: YES!

Finn, resuming the chords: Life and death and love and birth and-

Becky: Life and death and love and birth and-

Charlotte: Life and death and love and birth and

Peace and war on the planet Earth

Bayley and Sasha: Is there anything that's worth more?

Finn: Is there anything that's worth more?

Ember: Is there anything that's worth more

Than peace and love on the planet Earth...