nobody said these (probably)

this is all just fun and games. Nothing to take seriously :) incorrect quotes from channel awesome, cinemassacre and other associates feel free to request :)

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Guitar Guy: Promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.

Nerd: We already promised other people that we'd be on our worst behavior.

Board James: And we gave them our word, so...

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Critic: Christmas is cancelled.

Malcolm: You can’t cancel a holiday.

Critic: Keep it up, Mr. Ray, and you will lose New Year’s.

Malcolm: What does that mean?

Critic: Tamara, take New Year’s away from Malcolm.

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Board James: I want you to think about it long and hard.

Motherfucker Mike: That’s what she said.

Board James: [quietly] Don’t. Don’t you dare.

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Critic: Right, people, listen up! It's a fucking lockdown, right now!

Tamara: Oh, come on, we're not in a prison drama, are we?

Critic: We are in a prison drama. This is like "The Shawshank Redemption," only with more tunneling through shit and no fucking redemption.

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Nerd: When I need your advice, I'll give you the special signal.

Board James: Which is...?

Nerd: Me being sectioned under the fucking Mental Health Act.

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Nerd: [to Nostalgia Critic] You're worse than dead meat. I don't know what you're laughing at. You're too toxic to even feed to the vultures.

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Board James: Are you posing? There aren't any cameras here.

Motherfucker Mike: Google Earth. Always taking pics.

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Sorry I have been inactive But since it's Father's Day, I feel I should be uploading some quotes where Guitar Guy is being the dad friend Because he's developed that characteristic on this page

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Nerd: Good morning guys, collecting money for the Channel Awesome House ball?

Critic: We don’t have balls.

Nerd:...I honestly have no response to that.

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Ask That Guy: I just ended a five-year relationship.

Critic: Are you okay?

Ask That Guy: It's okay, it wasn't my relationship.

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Police: How do you plead?

Board James: *looks at Nerd*

Nerd: *mouths “not guilty”*

Board James: Hot milky

Nerd: Just lock him up.

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Also I hope you guys don't mind the shippy ones I know people in this fandom can be a bit picky about shipping but If there's a pairing you don't want to see, I usually tag them as "name x name" (example: critic x nerd) so you can have the responsibility to blacklist. - Megan

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Nerd: I am straight up depressed. Critic's been doing his best to cheer me up. He gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.

Guitar Guy: Ew it's like you're dating your teacher

Nerd: I know it's so hot

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Nerd: I swing both ways

Nerd: Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers

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Motherfucker Mike: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also Mike: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard

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Ask That Guy: I like my girls like I like my boys.

Ask That Guy: That's it. That's the joke.

Ask That Guy: I'm bisexual.

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Guitar Guy: Nice work.

Nerd: Thanks dad.

[silence]

Nerd: Why is everyone staring at me?

Critic: You just called Guitar Guy "dad." You said "thanks dad."

Nerd: What? No I didn't. I said "thanks man."

Guitar Guy: Do you see me as a father figure, Nerd?

Nerd: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Critic: Hey! Show your father some respect!