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Nerd: We already promised other people that we'd be on our worst behavior.
Board James: And we gave them our word, so...
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Guitar Guy: Promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Nerd: We already promised other people that we'd be on our worst behavior.
Board James: And we gave them our word, so...
Critic: Christmas is cancelled.
Malcolm: You can’t cancel a holiday.
Critic: Keep it up, Mr. Ray, and you will lose New Year’s.
Malcolm: What does that mean?
Critic: Tamara, take New Year’s away from Malcolm.
Board James: I want you to think about it long and hard.
Motherfucker Mike: That’s what she said.
Board James: [quietly] Don’t. Don’t you dare.
Critic: Right, people, listen up! It's a fucking lockdown, right now!
Tamara: Oh, come on, we're not in a prison drama, are we?
Critic: We are in a prison drama. This is like "The Shawshank Redemption," only with more tunneling through shit and no fucking redemption.
Nerd: When I need your advice, I'll give you the special signal.
Board James: Which is...?
Nerd: Me being sectioned under the fucking Mental Health Act.
Nerd: [to Nostalgia Critic] You're worse than dead meat. I don't know what you're laughing at. You're too toxic to even feed to the vultures.
Board James: Are you posing? There aren't any cameras here.
Motherfucker Mike: Google Earth. Always taking pics.
Sorry I have been inactive But since it's Father's Day, I feel I should be uploading some quotes where Guitar Guy is being the dad friend Because he's developed that characteristic on this page
Nerd: Good morning guys, collecting money for the Channel Awesome House ball?
Critic: We don’t have balls.
Nerd:...I honestly have no response to that.
Ask That Guy: I just ended a five-year relationship.
Critic: Are you okay?
Ask That Guy: It's okay, it wasn't my relationship.
Police: How do you plead?
Board James: *looks at Nerd*
Nerd: *mouths “not guilty”*
Board James: Hot milky
Nerd: Just lock him up.
Also I hope you guys don't mind the shippy ones I know people in this fandom can be a bit picky about shipping but If there's a pairing you don't want to see, I usually tag them as "name x name" (example: critic x nerd) so you can have the responsibility to blacklist. - Megan
Nerd: I am straight up depressed. Critic's been doing his best to cheer me up. He gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.
Guitar Guy: Ew it's like you're dating your teacher
Nerd: I know it's so hot
Nerd: I swing both ways
Nerd: Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers
Motherfucker Mike: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!
Also Mike: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard
Ask That Guy: I like my girls like I like my boys.
Ask That Guy: That's it. That's the joke.
Ask That Guy: I'm bisexual.
Guitar Guy: Nice work.
Nerd: Thanks dad.
[silence]
Nerd: Why is everyone staring at me?
Critic: You just called Guitar Guy "dad." You said "thanks dad."
Nerd: What? No I didn't. I said "thanks man."
Guitar Guy: Do you see me as a father figure, Nerd?
Nerd: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
Critic: Hey! Show your father some respect!