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Maggie:"What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon" is a great question. Probably the best question ever.
Alex: "He'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon."
Maggie: "We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster."
Alex: 'Writing things down' is nerdy? What do you do?
Maggie: Just forget stuff, like a cool person.
J'onn handing out walkie talkies: we are not doing any cutesy call signs okay?
Alex: FIne
Maggie into walkie talkie: attagirl angel pants
Alex into walkie talkie: see you around bacon donut
Maggie: Did you just refer to the knife as a "people-opener"?
Alex: Should I not have?
Alex: You and my phone have something in common.
Maggie: What's that?
Alex: You're both my Galaxy.
Kara (from another room): THEY'RE BOTH USELESS.
Maggie: J'onn and M'gann haven't seen each other because of M'gann starting a revolution in Mars. They just need to bone.
Alex: What?! Gross! Maggie, J'onn is our dad!
Maggie: *gives confused look*
Alex: I mean—that's not what I think. Director Dad is just my boss.
Maggie: Wow.
Alex: Never mind, I'm teaching father the math!
Maggie: *looks at Alex amusedly*
Alex: Whatever, Maggie!
Alex: you know I really feel like we aren't seeing eye to eye.
Maggie: It's because you're taller than me asshole.
Alex: The stars are so beautiful
Maggie: They're just giant balls of gas
Alex: Don't ruin the momen-
Maggie: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you
Alex, *choking up*: Oh...
maggie, flirting with alex: save a horse, ride a cowgirl
alex, unaware maggie is flirting with her: that doesn't seem very efficient, a horse is significantly faster than a human female.
Maggie: J'onn wants to talk to you in his office.
Alex: J'onn doesn't have an office.
Maggie: You know that room you closed off because there was a spider in it?
Alex: HE OPENED HELL'S GATE!
Maggie: You need to start worrying about your own body. When was the last time you had a carrot?
Alex: Well, it's my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to I'll just eat the frosting.
Maggie: On a scale of 1 to 10 how wrong is it to request "I hit it first" at my ex's wedding?
Alex: Definite 12, but worth it.
Alex: I have to say, you know, getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do. Because every day you come home and you're just, like, "What?? It's you! I love you! You're my sexy roommate. We love each other."
Maggie: Whoo! She's talking about me.
Maggie: *jumps on bed next to Alex*
Maggie: Once again, fate throws us together.
Alex: Babe, we've been married for five years. This is our bedroom.
Alex: Okay, listen up you little fucks- and Maggie.
Alex: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Maggie: *upside down in a desk chair* do you think stars have feelings?
Maggie: I could strangle you.
Alex: You aren't tall enough.
Maggie: You've sunk low enough for me to reach.