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Kai: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Mell: but you a r e
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Mell: I wasn't THAT drunk.
Kai: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Mell: but you a r e
Mell: Come on, Aspen, I'm your hottest friend!
Mell: Wait, no that's Kai.
Mell: I'm your nicest friend! No, that's Ellie...
Mell: I'm your friend?
Mell: Alright listen up you little shits
Mell: Not you, Ellie, you're an angel and we're glad to have you here
Mell: Elliot is out of town for a few days, so while he’s away I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts!
Kai: What? Why???
Mell: He's 98% of my impulse control!
Mell: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy that breaks in and scatters teeth on people's bed!
Kai: A dentist?
Aspen: Kai I don't know what kind of dentist you're going to, but I think you need to call the police.
Kai: Mell, quick, what's your type!
Mell: smart mean and blue?
Kai: ...Your blood type, Mell. You're bleeding out.
Mell: Oh.
Mell, lifting his hand to look at his blood: Hm... Red!
Aspen: Why is Mell carrying around a potted plant?
Kai: He asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.
Mell: It feels nice to be wanted
Aspen, bolting around the corner into the alleyway, pushing over a fruit stand to slow down the police behind them: NOT BY THE LAW
Delphi: How are you today?
Roberts: I'm not thinking about it.
Aspen: Hey Kai, are you okay?
Kai: Fine thanks. Why?
Aspen: You asked Mell if painkillers worked on emotions.
Kai: So you see, there's hope for everyone
Mell: Even me?
Kai: No.
Julian: Do you take constructive criticism.
Delphi: No. Only cash or credit.
Jamie: *sneezes*
Mell, in the vents: bless you
Jamie: god?
Mell: Kaiiii
Kai: what
Mell: I can't sleep :(
Kai: I can. Goodnight.
Elliot: *sees someone fighting a group of people alone*
Elliot: What an idiot...
Elliot: *notices it's Mell*
Elliot: shit that's MY idiot-
Aaron: That would go against my moral compass.
Kai: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.
Jamie: Kai, have a safe commute to work.
Kai:
Kai: I have no say in the matter, Jamie.
Jamie, smiling: Then die.