Mycroft: Gregory, you seem pensive.
Lestrade: No, I was just thinking.
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Mycroft: Gregory, you seem pensive.
Lestrade: No, I was just thinking.
John: Sherlock, we are not a couple.
Sherlock: Are you sure?
John: Yes!
Sherlock: Well, all I know is that when I woke up this morning there was blonde hair on my pillow and gay porn in my DVD player.
John: Sherlock, for the last time, wine is not juice. And a leather whip is not a jump rope.
Sherlock: Made you jump.
John: Well, I warned you.
Sherlock: You did.
John: But did you listen?
Sherlock: No.
John: Do you ever listen?
Sherlock: No.
John: Are you listening now?
Sherlock: No.
John: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?
Eurus: Knife to the throat.
Sherlock: Gun to the back.
Mycroft: Poison in his cup.
John: You’re all horrible.
John: No. Bad idea.
Sherlock: There are no bad ideas, John. Only good ideas that go horribly wrong.
Did you know that Sherlock has a manga series? As in all of series one! Don’t really know about the later series’ though! But what I do know is that the first manga is nothing short of a masterpiece, What with all the sketches of our favourite blogger and detective!
OH MY GOODNESS WHAT ??? that’s amazing omg! I’m a longtime manga fan so I’m geeking out right now thank you for telling me oh my gosh
Sherlock: You’re blocking the view.
Jim: I AM the view.
I was tagged by the lovely @diana-askblog, thank you!
Random Tags Rules: Always post the rules. Answer the 11 random questions posted for you. Create 11 new ones and tag 11 people. Let the person who tagged you know that you answered
1. Favorite book?
As a Sherlock blog, I feel like I’m supposed to say Sherlock Holmes! But truthfully, the Harry Potter series will always hold a special place in my heart.
2. Would you spray-paint anything onto the side of an old, abandoned building and what would it be?
If I didn’t get into any trouble I would! I think I’d spray paint something like a sunflower. Brighten someone’s day, hopefully.
3. Fav. quote from any fandom you’re in?
“Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.” -Sherlock Holmes
4. What kind of apocalypse?
If I had to pick, I would say zombie?
5. How would you kill someone, if you could get away with it?
Oh, I would hate to get dirty. Maybe poison?
6. 5 songs you like?
Oh boy, this means I’m gonna expose myself.
-Streets of Whiterun- Skyrim OST (yes I still play Skyrim leave me alone)
-Death of a Bachelor- Panic! at the Disco
-Believer- Imagine Dragons
-I’m Not Sorry- Dean ft. Eric Bellinger (guilty pleasure tbh)
-Not Today- BTS
(please don’t drag me maybe I like kpop)
7. Best ‘Keep calm and __________’ thing you’ve seen?
Keep calm and finish him. I don’t know why it made me giggle when I first saw it, but it did.
8. Any character you like, a good quote from them (pls mention what fandom)
Well, I already did a Sherlock quote, so...
“That’s a 10-gallon hat on a 20-gallon head.” - Raylan Givens
from the series Justified!
9. Do you pronounce caramel caramel or caramel?
caramel :D
10. How much did the last question annoy you?
only a little!
11. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
like 10 wood?
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My questions:
1) What’s your favorite dessert food?
2) Which historical figure would you want to have dinner with?
3) What’s the first three songs that come on your shuffle?
4) What’s your favorite season?
5) Who’s your favorite fictional character?
6) Cake or pie?
7) Which is a prettier sound to you: violin or piano?
8) If you could learn any three languages on the spot, what would you learn?
9) Which fictional character’s death hurt you the most?
10) If you could live anywhere, fictional or not, where would you live?
11) What’s your favorite holiday?
Sherlock: I got her machine.
John: Her answering machine?
Sherlock: No. Interestingly enough, her leaf-blower picked up.
mycroft: [unbuttoning shirt] it’s so hot in here.
lestrade: i know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt
✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨
oh my goodness thank you so much!!! <3333 this is lovely
Sherlock: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
Lestrade: That’s genius!
Sherlock: Thanks, George.
Lestrade: …
Lestrade: You’re clearly not listening. I can say whatever I want.
Sherlock: Mm-hm, tell me about it.
Lestrade: I murdered Anderson last night.
Sherlock: Right.
Lestrade: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering.
Sherlock: Been there.
John: I can’t handle this.
Sherlock: What?
John: [gestures vaguely to everything]
Sherlock: Does anybody not have a phone?
Sherlock: Who do-
[little girl puts her hand up]
Sherlock: What? IT'S 2017
John: SHERLOCK SHE'S 5
Do you listen to Panic! At the Disco? If so, what’s your favorite song?
I do indeed! I really love almost all of their discography, but I think my favorite might be Death of a Bachelor. Brendon’s voice is just so stunning on that track.