Morgoth: We've had a few minor differences over the years, but I can't imagine my life without him. So when you talk to him, you talk to him with respect! Sauron: Oh, my Lord. I don't know what to say... Morgoth: Shut up!
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@incorrectsilmarillionquotes
Morgoth: We've had a few minor differences over the years, but I can't imagine my life without him. So when you talk to him, you talk to him with respect! Sauron: Oh, my Lord. I don't know what to say... Morgoth: Shut up!
I don't know who suddenly watched a lot of Vicious, but you are 100% correct that the silm characters should bitch at each other like that
I came across it by accident, and I got hooked. Ian is amazing in it. And I agree, it fits the Silm characters perfectly.
Fingolfin: I've been looking for my very own Nerdanel my whole life. Fëanor: Oh, Nolo...Please, don't compare your filthy relationships with ours!
Morgoth: Sauron still thinks I almost had an affair with Tulkas. *calling into a room* Morgoth: Hurry dear! We don't want to be late to the battle! Sauron: Don't rush me, you cheating slut! Morgoth: And he's being so decent about it.
Some random servant: I want the kind of love my Lords have one day. Sauron: Where is that miserable piece of shit?! Morgoth: I'm right here, you walking corpse!
Indis: I see Fëanor's not here yet, Finwë. Finwë: No, not yet. Fingolfin: You'll know he's arrived when you hear the gates of Hell creaking open.
*During a family party* Maglor: Well, I think I'm going to have another glass of wine. Anybody else like one? Caranthir: I think if we're gonna get through this night, we'll each need our own bottle.
Fingon: So, who's the letter from? Maedhros: My father, if you must know. He's very upset. Fingon: Why, did you finally tell him about us? Maedhros: I'm waiting for the right time. Fingon: It's been 1000 years! Maedhros: And there has not been a right time!
Andreth: *After Aegnor left* This is the last time I let a man toy with my emotions. From now on, it's strictly physical!
Finrod: The REAL problem is YOU, Celegorm. You are selfish!
Celegorm: Oh, please! Everybody always says what a giving person I am!
Aegnor: He's talking about when you're in an upright position!
*During a party*
Celegorm: I think I have a little more endurance than you.
Finrod: Celegorm, we are not dancing on our backs.
Angrod: Caranthir! I want to explain about last night. When I was a little boy one summer there was a terrible thunderstorm...
Caranthir: Excuse me Angrod, have I given any indication that I care?
Celegorm: My whole life is an open book.
Curufin: Your whole life is an open tunic!
Finrod: You know, Bëor, you don't look good.
Bëor: I'm short and I'm old. What are you expecting, some kind of Prince?
Caranthir: Well, I am stunned. Stunned is the only way to describe how...stunned I am!
Maedhros: Just a minute, just a minute, Caranthir. Are you trying to tell us that you are stunned?
Curufin: *about Celegorm* Wherever he goes, he finds a man!
Caranthir: So do hookers.
Celegorm: *to Aredhel* Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.