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@incorrectsimonvs
Simon and *spoilers* Bram before discovering who each other are…
[Bumping into each other on their way to lunch]
Simon: Hey, Bram. Are you in the mood for a quickie? Because I am.
Bram: *blushing* W-what?
Simon: You know, a quickie. That tart thingy with the egg and cheese?
Bram: …
Bram: *disappointedly* It’s pronounced “quiche”
**edited from a post made by @drarrymeup **
Abby: What could be giving you anxiety?
Simon: Um, let's see...every aspect of my life?
Simon: That's one of my greatest fears.
Bram: What is?
Simon: If I ever, like, woke up as an Oreo...
Bram: You would eat yourself.
Simon: I wouldn't even question it.
Simon, thinking: Wait, is he into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if he laughs.
Simon: Did you hear about the skeleton at the party? He had NO BODY to go with!
Bram: That's really funny!
Simon, thinking: Well, that's not a fair test - that joke's hilarious.
Simon: You make me angry so quickly. It's remarkable.
Martin: I literally said six words!
Simon: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.
Nick: I'm going to Taco Bell, you want anything?
Simon: I want Martin to stop blackmailing me.
Nick: Yeah, I have like twelve dollars.
Abby, to Garrett and Nick: Are you two a couple?
Nick: No. Tragically, we are both heterosexual.
Simon: If I run and jump at Bram, he’ll catch me in his arms. Simon: *starts running at Bram* Bram: No, no, no, I’m holding coffee—! Bram: *drops coffee to catch Simon*
Simon: Did Bram just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Nick: Yeah.
Simon: And did I do finger guns back?
Nick: Yeah, you did.
Your content is?? Flawless????
aaaah thank you so much!!
Mrs. Spier: We're a family. Families talk about things.
Simon: No! Families ignore things until they go away.
Simon: I might as well call you "Bridge to Terabithia" because you make children cry!
Martin: You take that back!
Simon: I'm very unsure of stuff right now.
Abby: When's the last time you felt sure of stuff?
Simon: To be honest, I'm not really sure.
Abby: Those pants look great, Bram.
Bram: Thank yo-
Abby: I bet they'd look better on Simon's floor.
Simon: Are you hitting on Bram for me?
Abby: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Leah?
Leah: No.
Nick: I do.
Abby: I know, Nick.
Nick: I'm sad.
Abby: I know, Nick.
Nick, handing Leah the phone: Leah, it's your girlfriend.
Leah: Abby is NOT my girlfriend.
Leah, on the phone: Hey, babe.
Martin: Simon, I'm sorry.
Simon: I'm starting to think "Simon, I'm sorry." is my actual name, considering how much you say it to me.
