#ms drake

[ulchthar]

Well, yes, she is practically his mom, right?

Late happy mothers day or whatever

[incorrectsso]

“If anyone is feeling anxious, worried or maybe you just want a chat, please, please do not come crying to me.” - Ms Drake to any GED staff

[crystal-tit]

TOP 10 MOST KISSABLE FACES OF JORVIK

(by crystal-tit)

(inspired by the journalists at ClickHole and The Onion)

WARNING: Most of this is a joke. And also I'd like to apologise.

10. Ms. Drake

She's a Ms. now but I could make her my Mrs. She's such a #girlboss and we love that for her! Who cares if she ruins the eco system of Jorvik, all that is important is that she's absolutely SLAYING! 🏭

9. Avalon

If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a hood? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim. "He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."

8. Rowan

There's nothing sexier than an Australian accent. 🇭🇲 They could take you back to the land down under and you could watch them wrestle a kangaroo... 🦘 So romantic...

7. Ydris

He's so smooth. Like a water bottle. Imagine a water bottle. Now imagine Ydris. So similar yet so different... Plus there's like two (or more) tentacles in there so that's a plus. 🐙

6. Justin

Who wouldn't want to kiss a man who hasn't felt the touch of a woman for years (unless horses 🐴 count as women)(or lasagne)(I mean... horses could count as women because mares but lasagne? Hmmm...) We all have to agree he got the good genes from his grandfather! 👴

5. Sigry

Rania's mom has seriously got it going on! 👀 It would be a lie if we said we never thought of what it would be like being Dr. Eiren. She's yet another #girlboss who got on this list!

4. Erik

Hardworking lawyer and great father! Total catch and a #DILF! His eyebags make his eyes shine like stars on the night sky. 😍 I bet he could get me off the wanted list in a whim. 🤭

3. Galloper Thompson

I know the title says faces but Gunnar has got to be one of the most irresistible men out there 🤭 It's a big achievement that he looks so kissable without a face!

2. The Vala Witch

So mysterious... So pretty... So blue... So blue. So blue like blue ice slush. Do you think she tastes like ice slush? Drop your theories in the comments down below 😊👇

1. Garnok

💕💕💕💕💕granko💕💕💕💕💕

[kit-catrock]

[charlie-sso]

gatekeep manipulate

gaslight mansplain

girlboss malewife

[windforestsso]

Ok I laughed why to hard at Ms Drakes "You're fired".

So direct. I love it. Even if its not suprising that was ms drakes respons.

[incorrectsso]

MC: Ms Drake, my arch-nemesis!

Darko: I thought I was your arch-nemesis?

MC: I have a life outside of you, Darko.

[incorrectsso]

Syntax: My gender is knives. That’s it, just knives.

Ms Drake: No, but what’s in your pants?

Syntax: I want you to look me in the eyes and take a wild fucking guess.