Incorrect Superjail Quotes

Things that were not said in Superjail but might as well be canon anyway. Please submit things to me for this! sidebar by wardenofsuperjail:

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Lord Stingray:  F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM…BOMBS! N is for No survivors when you’re- The Warden: Stingray! Those things aren’t what fun is all about! Now, do it like this, F is for Friends who do stuff together…

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Warden: It’s a device, Jared, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people's dreams, Jared. It’s just like that movie you keep crowing about!

Jared: You’re talking about Inception?

Warden: That’s right, Jared! This is gonna be a lot like that, expect y'know, it’s gonna make sense.

Jared: Inception made sense!

Warden: You don’t have to try and impress me, Jared!

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A building isn’t made of bricks, it’s made of imagination! And emotional issues, but mostly imagination!

The Warden, probably

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Is no an emotion because I feel it

Jared, probably

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this is incredibly dead, can i get submissions again?

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i keep forgetting this blog exists please forgive me

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"The only thing dying of boredom in this facility is your style" -warden to jared

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'we'

then norman remembered hes the only mod smh

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"I COULD POSSIBLY BE A CHILL GUY IF I WASNT A FUCKING FISH MUTANT YOU PIECE OF SHIT DRUGGIE RIPOFF OF WILLY WONKA" -Lord stingray to warden

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fucker in charge of you fucking fucks

Warden

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i did a thing ‘accidently’

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woman? is that meant to insult me| mistress + ultraprison fanmix

i. Fight Like A Girl | Emily Autunm

ii. Cell Block Tango | Various Artists (From Chicago)

iii. Killer Queen | Queen

iv. Don’t Mess With Me | temposhark

v. Survival | Muse

vi. Want You Gone | Portal 2

vii. Kiss With A Fist | Florence + The Machine

viii. The Ballad of Mona Lisa | Panic! At The Disco

ix. That’s Not My Name | Ting Tings

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it got better

Gutsy: for some reason i just imagined the Warden in a showgirls outfit

Bass: OH MY GOD

Gutsy: like with purple feathers and sequined corset

Bass: I'M LAUGHING

Gutsy: and one of those feathery fans

Bass: WARDEN PLZ

Gutsy: Jared's like 'sIR STOP THIS'

Gutsy: [UNCOMFORTABLE AROUSAL]

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me (bass) and friend (gutsy) are watching chicago and

(razzle dazzle playing)

Bass: can you imagine tho like

Bass: Warden singing this :3c

Gutsy: omg yes

Gutsy: in a purple sequined suit tho

Bass: of course

Gutsy: throwing glitter everywhere

Gutsy: and Jared is just sitting there like 'sir what'

Bass: yes

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it's called YIFF, get it right

The Warden 

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we have control, we keep you safe: future warden fanmix

i. I  Want To Conquer The World | Bad Religion

ii. How The World Fell Under Darkness | The Protomen

iii. Hello Hooray | Alice Cooper

iv. Such Horrible Things | Creature Feature

v. Vengeance Is Mine | Alice Cooper ft. Slash

vi.  Let’s Kill Tonight | Panic! At The Disco

vii. Gideon Wrath (Orchestra Remix) | Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World The Game

viii. Rainbow Factory | WoodenToaster

ix. Meet Your Master | Nine Inch Nails

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unicorns and bloodshed: warden fanmix

i. I Can’t Decide | Scissor Sisters

ii. Rubber Bullets | 10cc

iii. Narcissistic Cannibal | Korn Feat. Skrillex and Kill The Noise

iv. Gay Bar | Electric Six

v. Panic Station | Muse

vi. Clint Eastwood | Gorillaz

vii. Love Today | MIKA

viii. Catgroove | Parov Stelar

ix. Super Swing Bit Orchestra | Waterflame89

x. Da Funk | Daft Punk

xi. Drug Train | Social Distortion

xii. Closer | Nine Inch Nails

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