Incorrect Tegan and Sara Quotes

Things Tegan and Sara certainly did not say. 

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If you ask me, this is the definitive version of Superstar. Like it goes so fucking hard.

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Teenage Sara: Yeah, I don’t like people.

Sonia: Oh, well now that’s not fair Sara. Have you met them all?

Teenage Sara: I’ve met enough of them. People... What a bunch of bastards!

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The Con Tegan: Are you happy?

The Con Sara: Are YOU happy?

The Con Tegan: No, but we’re not talking about me.

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Tegan: *leaping out at Sara* BOO!

Sara: *unfazed* I’m fairly sure you’re trying to frighten me. I’m not sure why, but may I suggest a spider wearing a suit?

Tegan: Why a suit? Why not just a spider?

Sara: *increasingly worried* Where did he get the suit? How did he fasten the buttons? Why does he feel the need to dress for the occasion?

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Person who did not do any research as to who Tegan and Sara are: We all thought you and Sara were dating.

Tegan: What- Why?

Unaware Person: Well, you do couple stuff, like finishing each other’s sentences.

Tegan: That’s not romance, that’s me not wanting her to have the last word.

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Sara: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. A true ice queen.

Emy: *smiles*

Sara:

Sara: I’m a mess. Someone help.

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Teenage Sara: You want me to, uh, you want me to go yell at Mum?

Teenage Tegan: Yes. Actually, yeah, that would be great.

Teenage Sara: Oh, no, no, no, no, I was just kidding I never yell.

Teenage Sara: Even when I’m mad, I just push it down really deep. And then sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked and sweaty for no reason.

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Tegan: People always act like I’m a cute little pet.

Sara: Aw, come on, that’s not true.

Sara: You’re not that cute.

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Sara: Well, you know when you know someone, and then you see they have another, like, life away from you and it feels weird?

Tegan: Like when you see your teacher at the grocery store weird? Or like when someone you’ve known for a long time starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?

Sara: *stammering* The first thing weird.

Tegan: That’s good. ‘Cause I was thinkin’ about getting a cowboy hat.

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Sainthood Sara onstage: Please respect my privacy during this time. Nothing happened I just don’t want to talk to anyone.

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Sara: I need a snack.

Tegan: You just had a snack.

Sara: That was just for practice.

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Tegan: Listen, if there's ever a night where you can't sleep, I'll come into your room and sing "Kumbaya."

Sara: I don’t know what to say.

Sara: Actually I do, don’t you ever do that.

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(At a family party of Emy's)

Emy's mom: I said you could invite one friend! One!

Emy: Mom, they don’t come separately.

Tegan: Yeah we’re pack animals.

Everyone: *nodding*

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Tegan: You’re cooking?

Sara: Yep!

Tegan: Are you sure that’s a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.

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Tegan and Sara: *skipping stones*

Sara: It’s so beautiful out here.

Tegan: Take that you frickin lake.

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Tegan: I’ll give you a few minutes to cancel the rest of your plans for the day.

Sara, eating skittles: No need. My only plan was to buy skittles.