Incorrect Tonks Quotes

The person running this blog does not support JK Rowling. This blog is pretty much dead. I’ve tried to keep posting every few months or so for nostalgia’s sake, but I just can’t be a part of this fandom anymore. I haven’t really been a part of it for a long time. Every post for the past year or two has been out of a sense of obligation. It’s dragging me down, and dragging down all my other fandoms with it. Transphobia is a stain on our society, and TERFs need to shut up. I don’t consider myself a Harry Potter fan anymore. Idk if I’ll ever post on it again. I can’t in good conscience remain a part of this fandom.

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Life Update

Hey. It's been a while. I'm not a member of the Harry Potter fandom anymore for obvious reasons, but I was scrolling through old posts on another blog and came across some things about my life I posted back in high school, so I thought I'd tell y'all what I'm up to.

I'm probably never going to post quotes on this blog again. I tried to keep posting once in a while to keep the friends I’ve made through this fandom, but I am so done with JKR and Harry Potter. All of the joy has been sucked out of it, and even if I was still enjoying it, I wouldn't be able to keep engaging with it in good conscience. Trans rights are human rights. No arbitrary idea is more important than the lives of real people.

I started this blog when I was (I think) a high school sophomore. I'm a college junior now, pre med, and taking the MCAT tomorrow. It's so weird to see all of those old posts from high school and know that I somehow managed to figure it out. I hope y'all are doing well.

-Harley

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Tonks: Moody?

Moody: Did you want to tell me something?

Tonks: I am going to cry, and I just want you to know that I know that it’s going to happen, and I just want you to ignore it.

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The Marauders: *burst into Trelawney’s office in the middle of the night*

Sirius: We want our fortunes read!

Trelawney: I can tell the future with uncanny accuracy! Your lives, your loves, your deaths- a galleon apiece.

Peter: *to James* Can I borrow a galleon? I’ll pay you back.

Trelawney: He won’t.

Peter: *whispers* She’s good!

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*on patrol one day, Tonks and Moody stop a speeder on their broom.*

Moody: License and registration, please.

Random guy in a garage: *starts strumming a guitar and singing* Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Tonks and Moody: *turn to look at him.*

Random guy: Sorry, keep going.

Tonks: We’re going to let you off with a warning this time, okay?

Random guy: *singing* She puts the “short” in “shorty” and he looks like he wants to chase me.

Moody: Sir, we’re trying to work.

Random guy: Cop cuties, cute and on duty, navy blue booties, go ahead and lock me up.

Moody and Tonks: *start walking towards him*

Random guy: Arrest me, but make it sexy, sell me some meth please, so I can get arrested by this daddy of a cop-

Random guy: *closes the garage door*

Tonks: *singing* Arrest me, but make it sexy. Arrest me, but make it-

Moody: Nymphadora!

Tonks: Sorry, sir. It’s just really catchy.

Kingsley: *pauses the video* Imagine my surprise when I was reviewing this week’s body cam footage and I saw this.

Tonks: *turns bright red*

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Moody: What’s that saying? Those who can’t do, teach.

Tonks: *laughing* You were literally my teacher. What are you saying?

Moody:

Tonks: You mentored me from day one. Taught me everything I know…

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Remus: *kisses Tonks*

Remus: *pulls back* Why are you sour?

Tonks: I was drinking lemonade.

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*Right after Tonks dumps her boyfriend*

Tonks: I love you! Oh, god! Oh my god! That just came flying out of my face! It was just so... kind of... I love you! I just... did it again! I- I love you. I-I do. I just- I- I love you, and I have been trying not to say it. I have been trying so hard to just mash it down and ignore it and not say it and... he is a great guy. He is... he's gorgeous and... and he's younger than you and he doesn't have any grandkids or... or babies with his lesbian bff and he's not a werewolf an-and he liked me! You know? He- he really liked me! But it was never gonna work out, because I- I love you. I'm so in love with you. And... you're... you're... you're in me. You're like... It's like you're a disease. It's like... I am infected by Remus Lupin and I just can't... I can't think about anything or anybody... and I can't sleep, I can't breathe, I can't eat, and I love you. I just- I love you all the time. It's every minute of every day. And I-I-I-I-I. Love. You.

Remus:...

Remus: Thank you for your candor.

Remus: *walks away.*

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Remus: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Sirius has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Tonks: I mean, it's my family too, and you don't see me being a baby about it.

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Hey. I was just stalking your blog and well, you are plain amazing. That's all.

Aww, thank you so much!

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Sunday school teacher: Now, it says here in Mark 12:31 that you should “love your neighbor as yourself.” Anybody like to take a guess what that means?

Tonks, age 9: It means to be nice to the people who live next door.

Teacher: That’s right!

Tonks: But everybody else can go to hell.

Teacher: Okay, we don’t use that kind of language here.

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Kingsley: You’re losing blood!

Tonks: No, I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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your account is one of my favourites! I always felt pretty alone with my love for tonks (and Remus + remadora) so just seeing your posts makes me really happy <3

That’s so sweet, thank you!

I’ve always loved Tonks, and a lot of people hate her for no reason, so I’m glad I’m not the only one!

<3

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Remus: I love you. So much.

Tonks: I love you so much too!

Sirius, pointing to the two of them: I love this so much.

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Molly: Kids, get in the car! Come on! The whole family is going to the spaghetti hut for dinner!

Harry: I guess I better go, then. See you tomorrow, Ron.

Molly: Where are you going?

Harry: What?

Molly: I said the whole family. Get in the car.

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Tonks: *get home from the store*

Sirius, very drunk: I’m calling CPS on you.

Tonks: What? Why?

Sirius: *points to Teddy* What kind of a mother leaves her child with a drunken idiot?!

Tonks: I left him here so you’d have a babysitter.

Remus, who was there the whole time: ...

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Tonks, walking to get her laundry in only a blanket: Everyone avert your eyes! I’m a little bit naked. My pajamas were a casualty of the toaster fire this morning!

Sirius, looking up from his crochet: The WHAT?!

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Remus: I know what you’re up to.

Tonks: Really? Because I barely know.