#source: big fish

[incorrecttonks]

The Marauders: *burst into Trelawney’s office in the middle of the night*

Sirius: We want our fortunes read!

Trelawney: I can tell the future with uncanny accuracy! Your lives, your loves, your deaths- a galleon apiece.

Peter: *to James* Can I borrow a galleon? I’ll pay you back.

Trelawney: He won’t.

Peter: *whispers* She’s good!

[incorrectmusicals]

Orpheus: Mr. Hermes, it’s time!

Hermes: For what?

Orpheus: My clue! About the girl I’m gonna marry!

Hermes: Ha! If you had a clue, you wouldn’t get married at all!

[incorrectspquotes]

Scarab: Tell me, Vaurien, have you ever heard the term “involuntary servitude?”

Scapegrace: No.

Scarab: Unconscionable contract?

Scapegrace: Uh... Nope.

Scarab: Great! Welcome to the the The Revengers' Club. You're in for life.

[incorrect-caps-etc]

Peter Laviolette: You know about icebergs, Kuzy?

Evgeny Kuznetsov: Do I? I saw an iceberg once. They were hauling it down to Texas for drinking water. They didn’t count on there being an elephant frozen inside. The woolly kind. A mammoth.

Lavi: Kuzy!

Kuzy: What?

Lavi: I’m trying to make a metaphor here.

Kuzy: Well, you shouldn’t have started with a question, because most people want to answer questions. You should’ve started with “the thing about icebergs is…”

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Zey say, when you meet le love of your life, time stops, and zat's true. What zey don't tell you ees zat when eet starts again, eet moves extra fast to catch up.

Pepe le Pew

[incorrect-professorlayton-quotes]

Sherl: You know about icebergs, Kat?

Kat: Do I? I saw an iceberg once. They were hauling it down to Texas for drinking water. They didn't count on there being an elephant frozen inside. The woolly kind. A mammoth.

Sherl: Kat!

Kat: What?

Sherl: I'm trying to make a metaphor here.

Kat: Well, you shouldn't have started with a question, because most people want to answer questions. You should've started with "the thing about icebergs is."

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Johnny: You know about icebergs, Mountain Tim?

Mountain Tim: Do I? I saw an iceberg once. They were hauling it down to Texas for drinking water. They didn't count on there being an elephant frozen inside. The woolly kind. A mammoth.

Johnny: Tim!

Mountain Tim: What?

Johnny: I'm trying to make a metaphor here.

Mountain Tim: Well, you shouldn't have started with a question, because most people want to answer questions. You should've started with "the thing about icebergs is."

[incorrectpsychonautsquotes]

Kitty: You know about icebergs, Vernon?

Vernon: Do I? I saw an iceberg once. They were hauling it down to Texas for drinking water. They didn't count on there being an elephant frozen inside. The woolly kind. A mammoth.

Kitty: Vernon!

Vernon: What?

Kitty: I'm trying to make a metaphor here.

Vernon: Well, you shouldn't have started with a question, because most people want to answer questions. You should've started with "the thing about icebergs is."