#incorrect tonks

[incorrecttonks]

Tonks: Moody?

Moody: Did you want to tell me something?

Tonks: I am going to cry, and I just want you to know that I know that it’s going to happen, and I just want you to ignore it.

[toujoursincorrect]

young Tonks: I need help with this homework. Can you give me an example of a metaphor?

Sirius: Hmm… “my life is a trainwreck.”

Tonks: I know, but will you help me or not?

[hpseeker99]

Tonks, jumping off a bench and doing a weird skip: I’m built different. Kingsley: Like...incorrectly?

[max-napoleon]

Mad-eye:(Talking about Fudge,Scrimgeour,and Thicknesse) And what do they all have in common?

Tonks: They're all Nincompoops?

Kingsley:(ROTFLOL)

Mad-Eye:No.Profession wise.

Tonks:They're all Minister for Magic and Nicompoops?

Kingsley: (ROTFLOL) (Wheezing) Don't make fall in front of the oven,I'm gonna fall into the oven and we're gonna have to call an ambulace.

[shiroka-reka]

Tonks, at the Weird Sisters' concert: Woo-hoo!

Remus, standing next to her and not understanding anything, just found himself here out of jealousy that Tonks could be hit on by others: Yep... Woo-hoo...

[remuslupkin]

JKR: hey take a look at this minor character I’m creating from the 70’s they’re-

Marauders fandom: gay.

JKR: actually no, and to prove it I’m making him marry a woman..

Marauders fandom: she’s also gay.

JKR: no-

Marauders fandom: omg look at them, that is the gayest pair of homos I’ve ever seen

JKR: but-

Marauders fandom: literally so gay

[tonksmylittlemeowmeow]

Sirius: Did you know? That atoms never touch each other and since we're made of atoms we've never touched anything in our entire lives.

Sirius: So to answer your question Andromeda no I did not punch your kid.

*Tonks crying somewhere in the background*

[sotmtwwgrm]

tonks: i'd call myself... a negotiator who uses their secrecy in a conducted espionage

harry, excited: SO LIKE A SPY??