Incorrect Academy

What your favorite siblings totally said

[incorrectumbrellas]

Raymond: when I first met you, I did not like you

Luther: I’m aware of that

Raymond: but then we spent some time together

Luther: uh-huh....?

Raymond: it did not get better

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Diego: I did a bad thing

Lila: does it affect me?

Diego: no——

Lila: then suffer in silence

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Klaus: when I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Allison: what?

Klaus: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved

Allison: can we go back to the part where you said, “when I get murdered?”

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Klaus: I can’t drive, I’m gay. Vanya?

Vanya: *nervous sweating*

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[Five, confused about his feelings]

Five: your existence is confusing

Vanya: how so?

Five: your presence irritates me, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me

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Luther: you’re so violent

Five, sarcastically: yeah, but I’m short so it’s adorable

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Police: can you describe the guy who attacked you?

Klaus: yes. He wasn’t very friendly

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Klaus: okay we gotta get through this locked door, diego quick, give me your credit card

Diego: here

Klaus, pocketing it: cool. Luther, kick the door down

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Vanya: don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one

Five: yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those

Vanya: FIVE

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*diego gets a call that Klaus is in the hospital*

Diego, at the hospital: I’m Klaus’ emergency contact

Nurse: so you’re here to pick him up?

Diego: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact

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Vanya: that’s a pretty rock

Klaus: Five gave it to me

Five: I threw it at you

Klaus: he’s very sweet

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Diego: don’t correct me!

Five: don’t be wrong!

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Diego: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could fight crime with

Five: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could commit crime with

Luther: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends

Vanya: I wish I had friends

Klaus: I wish I could knit

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Klaus: it’s a little muggy out today

Ben: I swear to god if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I’m leaving

Klaus: *sips hot cocoa from a bowl*

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Klaus: Chillax!

Five: that’s not a word

Klaus: sometimes the ones who deny “chillax” are the ones who need to chillax the most

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Allison: five won’t come out of his room

Diego: just tell him I said something

Allison: like what?

Diego: anything factually incorrect

Five, arriving a few moments later: did you just say the sun was a fucking planet—

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Klaus: I made tea

Ben: I don’t want tea

Klaus: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea

Ben: then why are you telling me?

Klaus: it’s a conversation starter

Ben: that’s a lousy conversation starter

Klaus: oh is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate