#source: unsolved

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Bilbo: If someone told me you murdered someone, I wouldn’t be too surprised, I think. Thorin, instantly: Has someone told you I did? Bilbo: N-no? Thorin, sitting back: Okay.

[psgmisquotes]

No, I'm okay. My pride is wounded, I have a massive bruise in the leg, and I'm going to limp for a few days, but otherwise I'm ready to win that UCL.

- Kylian Mbappé after the Montpellier-PSG game [1-3]

[chasegrangerkingdom]

Hazel: Annabeth, that spider is more scared of you than you are.

Annabeth: [standing on the counter holding a knife] Oh really!? Did it tell you that?

[the-black-bulls]

Nero: That spider is more scared than you are.

Noelle, in her Valkyrie Dress: Oh, really? Did it tell you that?

[notapaladin]

Teomitl, to a random person: Fight me!

Acatl, from behind Teomitl: *draws a finger across his neck* Don't even think of touching him.

[incorrectuminekoquotes]

Original: https://incorrectuminekoquotes.tumblr.com/post/185585652221/natsuhi-i-am-at-a-loss-for-words-eva

[incorrectwolfpack]

Jacob: how did none of you hear what I just said?

Embry: I’ve been zoned out the past two and a half hours

Quil: I got distracted half way through

Leah: ignoring you was a conscious choice

[zabreneva]

Ken Jeong: I’ve connected the dots

The other judges: you haven’t connected shit

Ken: I’ve connected them