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Kuron: Since training ended early, you can all use this time to clean up the rooms. Look at this place: Half-eaten food, crumpled tissues, pictures of your families...
Lance: What's wrong with pictures?
Kuron: If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like.
Pidge: Are you gonna help, or are you too pretty?
Lance: [serious] I'm too pretty.
The start of the Kerberos mission:
Shiro: Samuel Holt. Famed astronaut and celebrated Scientist. Known across the entire planet for your courageous exploits.
Sam: Is there a seat belt on this rocket?
Keith: I’m gonna get their attention and challenge them to a fight.
Pidge: But they haven’t even done anything yet!
Keith: Too bad, I’m gonna fight this galra and none of you can stop me.
Shiro: Okay, you approach the galra and now have their full attention. What do you do?
Keith, pulling out a sword: Square up, thot.
Shiro: I accidentally messed up my life how do I start a new account.
Keith: *touches hot stove* SHIT !
Shiro: how many times do i have to tell you NOT to touch that damn thing AND TO NOT FUCKING SWEAR
Keith: but it’s fun to touch hot things !
Lance: *from his bedroom* I'M HOT COME TOUCH ME
Lance: Keith, we tried your plan.
Keith: No we didn’t!
Lance: We did in my head, it didn’t work.
Keith: You want to teach me how to fight?
Shiro: I know you know how to fight. I want to teach you how to fight and not die.
Ezor: Being cute is really hard because even when I’m angry, Zethrid just kinda giggles at me and says “aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.
Lotor: *Talks shit about Haggar*
Haggar *speaking through Kuron*: Hey, I heard that!
Lotor: You were supposed to.
Shiro: can I get a glass of wine please?
Employee: sir this is McDonalds
Shiro: oh fuck I am so sorry… Can I get a McWine?
Zarkon: Apparently “spite” is not an ‘appropriate answer’ to “What motivates you?”
Haggar: I called it ‘tenacity’ on my med school, residency, and fellowship applications.
Haggar: But it was spite
Random Blade: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Krolia?
Keith: No, they usually tell me I look like Keith.
Blade: Who the fuck is that
Keith: Me
Allura: You're a kind person, aren't you?
Lotor: Well, no. Not really.
Lance: Is there any spell better than fireball?
Pidge: Yes, a really good book
Shiro: “Okay, just don’t tell the others I got bit.”
Keith: “Wait, you got bit?!”
Lance: Being gay isn’t a choice!
Lance: It’s a game and I’m winning.