Fire will save the van

yet another incorrect warrior cats quote blog, two mods run this, Ravenpaw has been doing the blog forever, Feathertail is the newest one!

[outllawrun]

yea

based on that one post

[brackenfur]

redtail: glad to see you’re awake, can you-

tigerclaw: i’m not woke and i never will be.

[asdfghnbvfdwertyt65rewerfg-deac]

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

[sandersstudies]

I haven’t reblogged something related to Warrior cats since like 2012 but this is fucking hilarious

[starclanz]

🌫️ horsecatz-deactivated

lmfao our medicine cat is like. Definitely carrying kits. Like we can all tell

🌄 Marigoldfur Follow

Imagine posting this publicly

💟 windclan144281 Follow

Common Thunderclan L

🧇 honeyloveSC Follow

Me when I'm so addicted to internet validation I get my medicine cat exiled

🌠 Juniperisawful Follow

Op didn't get their medicine cat exiled she made her choice oh my StarClan please think for like 10 seconds do you really think the leader found out by checking op's Tumblr? Really? Everyone could tell and it was a matter of time

🧇 honeyloverSC Follow

It was none of op's business they shouldn't have posted about it? Because it's none of their business? When did privacy go out the window with you cats -_-

🌠 Juniperisawful Follow

If you're a medicine cat you are a public figure and cats are allowed to comment on you lol

🧇 honeyloverSC Follow

Whatever you say, Frostsky of WindClan

🌄 Marigoldfur Follow

Why are you doxxing cats over other clan's business? 🤨 I'm sure your leader would love to hear about this.

🧇 honeyloverSC Follow

Lol. "My leader"

🧇 honeyloverSC Follow

I'm not a clan cat.

🌄 Marigoldfur Follow

Respectfully keep your muzzle out of it then lol

🌿 catmintlover Follow

Does anyone in this thread like catmint?

✨ sorta-corruptmedicinecat Follow

yeah.

[brackenfur]

squirrelflight: are you seeing anyone

ashfur: no….why? 🥰

squirrelflight: i think a therapist would be good for you.

[incorrectwarriorcatquotes]

Firestar: Did you mean what you said, or did you just say it because the world was ending? Graystripe: ...I really wanna play this cool, but I’m afraid I’m gonna ruin it if I try to be sexy.

[incorrectwarriorcatquotes]

So to prepare to meet all of you, I studied the human concept of friends. I even watched all ten seasons of the show "Friends." Boy, those friends really were "friends," weren't they?

-- Firestar giving a speech to Skyclan

[incorrectwarriorcatquotes]

Im not dead bitches

Im just trapped in the void

Help me

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

imagine bumping into someone on the sidewalk and they do all of this

[incorrectwarriorcatquotes]

On that note, please watch oddtaxi

[incorrectwarriorcatquotes]

(Ashfur bumps into Graystripe)

Graystripe: ow.

Ashfur: (rapping suddenly) I'm the one who should be saying ow, here! Where the hell are you lookin', did your eyes disappear? Is this war? Love me tender. I'm sick of other cats tellin' me to be gentler. When it comes to huntin', every cat does as they please, but "all's well that ends well" ain't good enough for me. Violence is my business, you simpleton.

Graystripe: what

Ashfur: Hah. "What?" So, that's your answer? Old man, don't make me scoff. If you don't apologize, I'll whip out my claws and claw your brains out. Slosh slosh. Eyes poppin out, left eye, right eye, manged fur in between, skin and about. You understandin'? A heartfelt apology is what I'm demandin'.

Graystripe: it's your fault for not paying attention while hunting.

Ashfur: My fault for not paying attention? That's what every cat says, but I don't agree. Arguin' with every amateur out here ain't for me. Between you and I there's a long, long thunderpath. Too much space between us, you keep drownin' on an anth. I'm sick of generalizations, and if you've matured at all, where's the apology I'm owed?

Graystripe: sorry...

Ashfur: Yeah, that's right, now it's wim-win. Lukewarm like the the fresh water you can drink down by the lake, cold like the snow surrounding the clans in wake. Took me a while to make my point, but today, what I wanted to say was that you'd better make things right. This may sound sudden, but have a heart. I'm sorry, my guy. At the end og the day, I just want some compassion, don't be shy. Yeah. (walks off)

Graystripe: (completely dumbfounded) ...the heat makes cats lose their mind.

[incorrectwarriorcatquotes]

WAKE UP BABE, NEW SERIES INFO DROPPED

A dark age has given way to an era of peace in the five warrior Clans, and with it comes a promise of hope. As their leaders deliberate on unprecedented changes to the warrior code, three young warriors set their paws on the paths that will decide their futures.

In ThunderClan, warrior apprentice Flamepaw, a descendant of the legendary leader Firestar, struggles under the weight of his famous kin’s legacy, while young ShadowClan warrior Sunbeam has doubts of her own. But in RiverClan, medicine cat apprentice Frostpaw looks eagerly toward the horizon, awaiting the day she will be called upon to help her Clan—a day that may dawn sooner than she ever dreamed.

[eileensdress]

Oh my god I was just looking to see how much a copy of Hamlet would be through Barnes and Noble and PEOPLE ARE ROLEPLAYING WARRIOR CATS IN THE REVIEWS??????

[toadcroaky]

@vriska

[shamesonlydaughter]

ok i was VERY involved in the. b&n reviews warrior cats roleplay scene when i was like 10-12. the first two books of the series were general hubs where ppl would post ads for their clans and other groups. there was a huge percy jackson community i remember participating in too. it worked through search results, eg. riverclan might be under the search result “rivers”. book 1 was rules and a “map”, book 2 might be the main area, book 3 the medicine cats tent, etc. there was also usually a book where ppl would post lengthy descriptions of their character(s). it was a rlly bizarre little corner of the internet jdksj also it was impossible to find any real reviews of any of the warrior cats books bc of it

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

this is unironically kind of cool

[xybern]

fireheart buddy i dont know how to tell you this but......you're gay

[validwarriorcatsnames]

what if SkyClan named a cat Sunningrock because they have no context for it and no idea why half of ThunderClan and RiverClan are reflexively bristling

[incorrectwarriorcatquotes]

Such devastation! This was not my intention!

-- Ashfur

[incorrectwarriorcatquotes]

Listen, you ragadoll fuzzbrain! Icewing, Harelight, and Mothwing have been living at MY clan driving me crazy, and you're not gonna let them back in ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!

— Tigerstar