𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚕𝚏 𝟹𝟻9

📢 nobody do anything too stupid 📢

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Eiffel: “the reason is my mental state right now” 

Lovelace: “what state is that?” 

Eiffel: “nonexistent”

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Hilbert:  “i’m gonna commit a WAR CRIME” Renee: you aren’t allowed to joke about that, you did that. 

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Lovelace: we’re on the same wavelength of bitch”

Lovelace goes for a high five, Jacobi gives her one

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Eiffel:  the simp hand acts of its own accord 

Renee: thaT is mY HuSBAnD, its NOT SIMPING if we are MARRIED

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Eiffel: rub the smooth brains together and we might get a spark :)!

Renee: no?? we're just gonna get squeak noises?!!?!?!

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Maxwell: Every girl is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way and anyone who disagrees can fight me.

Jacobi: I’m not disagreeing but I do kinda wanna fight if you’re down.

Maxwell: A fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight lets go.

Hera: Join in if you’re girl positive but also ready to throw down.

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whoever submitted all the leverage quotes here is my hero

that... would be me (Mod Foxlass) ive never seen it, but there r some hilarious quotes from online so.... but PLEASE send me more if u wanna see more!!

on that note, Submissions are allways open and WELCOME! come share your funniest, saddest and most heartbreaking quotes and we will see what we can do :)

[textsfromtheusshephaestus]

Alana, looking down at a hospitalized Daniel: I just took the cheapest shot in your honor

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Alana, watching Daniel sobbing in the bathtub at 9 am: it was easy..... low hanging fruit and all... Are you okay?

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Eiffel: At my funeral, there is going to be a closed casket, and then it will be opened to reveal I am not inside. Instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing in the background.

[later]

Eiffel: Nevermind, Minkowski says I can’t do that.

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Renee Minkowski “You don’t know when to stop.”

Doug Eiffel “That’s not true. I know exactly when I should stop, and then I don’t.”

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COMMANDER: a reward? ill think of something 

U DA BOMB: if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit

LE TOUR: I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood

COMMANDER: eiFFEL NO

DAD: how did all u survive in space for scooby’s sake. 

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U DA BOMB: Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?

[HACKER VOICE] IM IN: as long as u k u rn’t getting any from me

U DA BOMB: I’m okay w that.

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Young! Wolf 359

Renee: Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other

Doug: Gotta pay for college somehow...

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Eiffel: I gotta go back to the airlock, I just remembered something. Hera: What? Eiffel: I just remembered gravity. And the squishiness of all my manly bits.

Source: Leverage

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Minkowski: You actually expect this to work? Eiffel: No, you’re supposed to say “Wow, that’s just crazy enough to work!” Lovelace: Incredibly, chance does seem to bend itself to his bizarre machinations. Hera: [whispering to Minkowski] That’s his superpower.

Source: Leverage

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Minkowski: This thing safe? Eiffel: Yeah, it’s completely safe… it’s just you know, if you experience nausea, weakness in your right side, stroke, strokiness… Minkowski: You’re precisely why I work alone.

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Jacobi: [after losing to Kepler twice in Rock, Paper, Scissors] How do you do that? Kepler: You have a tell. Jacobi: I—I have a tell… Kepler: Yeah. Jacobi: In Rock, Paper, Scissors… Kepler: Yeah. Go!