Wonderful World of Incorrect Quotes

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Police Officer: Detective this is a crime scene!  Eliot grabbing ice cream from the freezer: What is this the murder weapon? Eliot: THEN GET OFF MY DICK!

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Wonder Blue: I'm proud to announce i'm going to make a bad decision but i'm not going to tell you all what it is so you don't stop me.

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Immorta: I’ve never been out on a girls’ night before. Is that part supposed to happen?

Mariana: What part?

Immorta: The part where the bar was set on fire.

Mariana: Not usually, no.

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Luka: Can i have more candy Blue?

Wonder-Blue: Did Red said you can have some more?

Luka: No.

Wonder-Blue: Then why should i give you candy?

Luka: Because he isn't the boss of you.

Wonder-Blue: [It's a Trap, It's a Trap, It's a Trap, It's a Tra-]

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Wonder-Pink: Whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where you're supposed to be.

Wonder-Blue: That’s what god says when he sees me crying in the wonderful mart's bathroom.

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Wonder-Red: He is pouting.

Wonder-Blue: I AM NOT POUTING! I'm brooding, it's how sexy men pout.

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Eliot: You guys want to see butter-fly?

Will: Please don't throw the butte-

Eliot: [Throws a stick of butter across the room with the might of Zeus]

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Some random GEATHJERK: Why is a 7 year old fighting us?

Luka: I'm 11, so shut the fuck up.

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Wonder-Blue: My head is hurting.

Wonder-Pink: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Immorta: You always see the worst in people.

Prince Vorkken: That's because people are the worst.

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Wonder-White: Perhaps, you should stop while you still have your dignity Blue.

Wonder-Blue: Bold of you to assume i act with dignity in mind.

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Wonder-Pink: OMG Blue! What is that hideous growth on your neck!

Wonder-Blue: WHAT! WHERE!

Wonder-Pink: Oh, i'm sorry thats just your head.

Wonder-Blue:

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Will: What kind of tea is this?

Eliot: Oh, i just boiled gatorade.

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Wonder-Blue: Vorkken, can we talk? One ten to another.

Prince Vorkken: I’m an eleven, but continue.

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Wonder-Pink: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad

Wonder-Red: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Wonder-Blue: Smad.

Wonder-Green: There are two types of people in this world.

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Will: Could you pass the salt?

Eliot: Huh?

Will: I need the salt.

Eliot: The what?

Will: [sighing] The ocean cocaine.

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Wonder-Red: Blue we need to open up-

Wonder-Blue: When i was a kid my brother was killed by Vijounne-

Wonder-Red: The door, Blue. The door.