Police Officer: Detective this is a crime scene! Eliot grabbing ice cream from the freezer: What is this the murder weapon? Eliot: THEN GET OFF MY DICK!
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@incorrectwonderful101quotes
Police Officer: Detective this is a crime scene! Eliot grabbing ice cream from the freezer: What is this the murder weapon? Eliot: THEN GET OFF MY DICK!
Wonder Blue: I'm proud to announce i'm going to make a bad decision but i'm not going to tell you all what it is so you don't stop me.
Immorta: I’ve never been out on a girls’ night before. Is that part supposed to happen?
Mariana: What part?
Immorta: The part where the bar was set on fire.
Mariana: Not usually, no.
Luka: Can i have more candy Blue?
Wonder-Blue: Did Red said you can have some more?
Luka: No.
Wonder-Blue: Then why should i give you candy?
Luka: Because he isn't the boss of you.
Wonder-Blue: [It's a Trap, It's a Trap, It's a Trap, It's a Tra-]
Wonder-Pink: Whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where you're supposed to be.
Wonder-Blue: That’s what god says when he sees me crying in the wonderful mart's bathroom.
Wonder-Red: He is pouting.
Wonder-Blue: I AM NOT POUTING! I'm brooding, it's how sexy men pout.
Eliot: You guys want to see butter-fly?
Will: Please don't throw the butte-
Eliot: [Throws a stick of butter across the room with the might of Zeus]
Some random GEATHJERK: Why is a 7 year old fighting us?
Luka: I'm 11, so shut the fuck up.
Wonder-Blue: My head is hurting.
Wonder-Pink: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Immorta: You always see the worst in people.
Prince Vorkken: That's because people are the worst.
Wonder-White: Perhaps, you should stop while you still have your dignity Blue.
Wonder-Blue: Bold of you to assume i act with dignity in mind.
Wonder-Pink: OMG Blue! What is that hideous growth on your neck!
Wonder-Blue: WHAT! WHERE!
Wonder-Pink: Oh, i'm sorry thats just your head.
Wonder-Blue:
Will: What kind of tea is this?
Eliot: Oh, i just boiled gatorade.
Wonder-Blue: Vorkken, can we talk? One ten to another.
Prince Vorkken: I’m an eleven, but continue.
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Wonder-Pink: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad
Wonder-Red: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Wonder-Blue: Smad.
Wonder-Green: There are two types of people in this world.
Will: Could you pass the salt?
Eliot: Huh?
Will: I need the salt.
Eliot: The what?
Will: [sighing] The ocean cocaine.
Wonder-Red: Blue we need to open up-
Wonder-Blue: When i was a kid my brother was killed by Vijounne-
Wonder-Red: The door, Blue. The door.