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Monet: I was thinking just straight up stealing from him
Terry: we can’t do that!
Monet: why not? We already stole longshot.
Terry: longshot’s sentient, he can do what he wants
Longshot: i want to steal
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Terry: wait, are we scamming this guy?
Monet: I was thinking just straight up stealing from him
Terry: we can’t do that!
Monet: why not? We already stole longshot.
Terry: longshot’s sentient, he can do what he wants
Longshot: i want to steal
Rictor: you can admit that you made a mistake
Monet, stirring her coffee: I prefer it with salt
Alex: I dare shatterstar to-
Rictor: ‘Star isn’t allowed to accept dares
Shatterstar: apparently I have “no regard for my personal safety.”
Shatterstar: or others
Jamie: you brought a date to a crime scene?
Monet: (holding jubilee’s hand) it was either this or ice skating
Jamie: so, you’re gay?
Rictor: obviously I am not gay
Jamie: you have a romantic relationship with shatterstar.
Rictor: you got me there
Jamie: have you seen my friend rictor? He’s about this tall, clearly gay but we haven’t talked about it,
Longshot: I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve
Alison: I think you mean cards
Longshot: I do not
Monet: we both look very beautiful tonight
Theresa: you know, if you had just said “you look beautiful tonight,” I would have said “thanks, you too”
Monet: I couldn’t take that chance
Shatterstar: (holding a cardboard box) what would you do if I came home with four puppies?
Rictor: ...
Rictor: what’s in the box, star?
Shatterstar: I think you know.
Longshot: Teens are very into the following; bullying me online,
Shatterstar: I went to the store with rahne and pip yesterday. It was like walking two Pomeranians. They’re so short.
Monet: Well, I’ve always said if I didn’t become a star by 25 I’d become a serial killer
Alex: how old are you? I’m getting nervous.
Darwin: okay fuck marry kill, quicksilver shatterstar and longshot
Rictor: fuck quicksilver, marry star and kill Layla
Layla: I wasn’t even one of the options...
Pip: and Lorna will fake a mental breakdown -
Lorna: no need to fake it, I’m always having at least one.
Monet: (over text) are you free
Shatterstar: (over text) hey this is Rictor. I have to type for shatterstar because he’s holding his swords and he’s convinced that they’re his real hands
Rictor: (standing outside with a giant PROM? Sign)
Jamie: oh my god, yes!
Rictor: no, tell shatterstar-
Jamie: shatterstar, I’m going to prom with your boyfriend!
Lorna: I’m like Icarus, whose wings melted before he could fuck the sun
Theresa: that’s not -