incorrect young justice quotes

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wally: when i get shot, do i own the bullet? like, can i keep it?

artemis: why on earth would you want to keep it?

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wally: ten things i hate but for some reason my girlfriend loves

wally: starting off the list: me

artemis:

artemis: babe we’ve talked about this

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conner: i had a terrible dream. a monkey was in it.

dinah: and?

conner: what do you mean, “and”?

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dick: music is just wiggling air

conner: don’t do this. don’t do this to me today

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artemis: dad’s in town.

dick: your dad?

artemis: no, your dad. he’s back from the grave.

dick: my dad would be less scary.

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zatanna: i’ve created a map of all the possible places where they could’ve taken conner

dick: this... this is a map of the world

zatanna, crying: i have no idea where the fuck he is

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[during a covert mission]

kaldur, on the mind link: don’t say a word.

wally, whispering: fergalicious.

kaldur, on the mind link: i just said no words.

wally, on the mind link: oh, i see. two weeks ago playing scrabble, it’s not a word, and now suddenly it’s a word because it’s convenient for you.

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zatanna: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

artemis: i’m a knife

wally, from another room: she’s the little spoon

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dinah: and what do we say when our actions upset someone else?

artemis: hoes mad.

dinah: no.

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roy: look at this team, kaldur.

roy: look at this team, and tell me with full confidence that these trainwrecks wouldn’t stick a fork in a socket if they had the chance.

kaldur: ...i’m not answering that.

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dick: when i was small—

wally: [snorts] “was”

dick:

dick: okay you know what—

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[at disneyland on the teacup ride]

kaldur, m’gann, and conner: [spinning calmly while talking]

dick, wally, artemis, and zatanna: [flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

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conner: we just ate, why are you making pancakes?

zatanna: they’re for wolf

conner: why are you making pancakes for wolf?

zatanna: because he doesn’t know how?

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conner: hi, can i have two movie tickets please

movie clerk: for romeo and juliet?

conner: no, for m’gann and i

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wally: you’ve heard of an elf on a shelf, now get ready for:

wally: [places a pot on artemis’ head] a thot in a pot

artemis:

artemis: [standing up] get ready for a bitch in a ditch because that's where they're gonna find your body you little fu—

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[after an argument with the team]

m’gann: [handing out cookies to everyone]

m’gann: these were not made with love today, just so you know.

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zatanna: is that blood

artemis: no?

zatanna: THAT’S NOT A QUESTION YOU ANSWER WITH ANOTHER QUESTION