Rio Ranger is a bitchass motherfucker

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Sou: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Kanna: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Q-Taro: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Keiji: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Sara: And I’ve been TRYING TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF.

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Sou: Hey, Sou can I have some of that water?

Keiji: It’s not water.

Sou: Vodka? Should you really be-

Keiji: It’s vinegar.

Sou: ...what

Keiji: It’s vinegar, pussy.

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Joe: God, I hate being alive. I just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances– 

*later*

Joe: Okay, I’m done being dramatic. I finally started my homework and it’s not that bad

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Sou: Mix NyQuill and DayQuill to create Quill.

Kanna: What does ‘Quill’ do?

Sou: All the time, all the time.

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Sou: These pens are so cute.

Keiji: Sou, that’s gay.

Sou: Keiji we’ve been dating-

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Sou: Did you say something?

Sara: Yeah, I did I said ‘shut the fuck up you little bitch’

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Miley: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy, where I rob people and scatter human teeth on their bed.

Kanna: A dentist?

Sara: I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you but you should probably go to the police.

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Keiji: What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made drunk?

Sou: Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make bad choices.

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Why are girls so attractive? I'm not complaining, I'm just gay.

Nao Egokoro probably

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Alice: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Reko: Are you okay???

Alice: Gin stole my fucking garlic bread.

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Gin: Why do witches always fatten kids up before they eat them, meow? Fat, is like the grossest part of the meat, woof.

Sou: Because they’re cooking said children in cauldrons or ovens - long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft.

Kanna: Well, you did ask.

Kai: Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meetless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavorful meat.

Sara: You guys realize that you are discussing the semantics of EATING CHILDREN.

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Joe: So what do you find to be the most attractive quality in men?

Sara: Usually, their girlfriends.

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Ranger: Hey, if I cut my foot off and swung it at you would that be considered hitting or kicking? 

Safalin: You’d mentally scar me more than anything.

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Sou: Sorry I’m late I was lightly bludgeoned.

Kanna: Kanna’s sorry, you were BLUDGEONED?

Sou: LIGHTY. I didn’t want to worry you.

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Sou: You look tired today.

Sara: ...And you look like hot garbage 24/7 but do I comment?