watch your hands choose

adrian; she/her; evil lesbian; writer and such

[doomedblade]

adrian, she/her, nearly 30, UK ... ao3

horrible multifandom multiship writer. i promise 0 consistency.

if we're mutuals i Will reply to your posts. this is a threat.

fiction is not reality. i ship incest, age gap, etc. passively NSFW.

terfs, exclusionists, zionists etc can do one

currently into: project hail mary, asoiaf, chainsaw man, of the devil

you may see: books, sci-fi, pop girlies, videogames, cats

personal posts under localhost:8000

if i put a fic i wrote into a private collection, it's because i wanted to put it into a private collection. i might send you a PDF if you ask nicely.

[stixy]

Bro is cooking

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[barelysusan]

happy pride month

[gnurbot]

Rocky watch crew many days. Crew not wake up.

[doomedblade]

my cat rummaging through my bag and making eye contact with me every so often to make sure i notice is SO funny. i love it when he's naughty it's so cute

this is him btw i love him so much i could eat him (he's safe im vegetarian)

[doomedblade]

in the middle of blending rocky :)

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

the moderate/neutral pervert

[raylangivins]

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

[grimark]

ryland grace joins a star wars erotic roleplay discord on a whim because some random misfiring neuron buried in his subconscious is like "well maybe i could [censored] an alien" and he mostly just lurks there at first, and discovers to his disappointment that most of the people there are just roleplaying the human characters??? nobody wants to roleplay one of the fucking. i don't know, the fucking bug people from attack of the clones with him. and then when someone does agree to roleplay with him, they get their feelings hurt by his extremely reasonable constructive criticism about their speculative xenobiology worldbuilding. the mods keep telling him to chill out, this is supposed to be for fun, but how is grace supposed to have fun when people keep getting their made up alien bug facts wrong. anyway then they have to ban him from star wars erotic roleplay discord because he keeps picking fights with people about like the alien krebs cycle or some shit. do you all see my vision.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[evil-masdane]

intricate rituals

[cykelops]

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

[doomedblade]

it's very funny how i can walk into a bookshop and buy a signed copy of Boy Parts by Eliza Clark for £12.99, a book both written and published in this country, but if i want to look it up on tumblr i have to submit my ID to prove my age. great system well done all nice work

[heliological]

this image came to me in a dream

[strifesolution]

i have been given rights by my beloved followers to go a bit crazy. do you guys want to watch a very stupid edit that’s my love letter to every single “let me watch you jork it (in the name of science)” art/fic of this ship? of course you do.

[doomedblade]

Hi! I have stumbled upon your moulting Rocky fic, and I must say it is doing things to me. I wish someone could gently pick the skin off my body, and I could be born anew. I also wish to be able to provide such comfort to someone. But who will let me close enough to even witness? Thinking, reevaluating. Will keep an eye on the updates, and will check out your other works. Thank you <3<3<3

oh my god, this is so kind; thank you!!! i was re-reading it to start chapter 3 and i realised it's WAYYYY more clinical than it is horny and had a moment of "oh no. what have i done" BUT i'm very glad the tone works anyway!

and you're so right: it's all about the comfort, and the witnessing the comfort; the transformation, and witnessing the transformation, and knowing you're being witnessed in the transformation. or something. also, make aliens WEIRD pleaseeeeeeeee!!!

this is, again, SO kind---thank you so much! i promise to keep writing weird fic as long as i can come up with fun ways to gnaw on the grocky soulmatism of it all