Incorrect Zombies Run Quotes

are we sure they didn't say that?? (tagged spoilers - zombies run spoilers/zr spoilers/zrs2 spoilers/zrs3 spoilers/zrs4 spoilers)

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Simon: Rules are made to be broken.

Janine: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Sam: Uh, piñatas.

Jack: Glowsticks.

Sam: Karate boards.

Eugene: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Simon: Rules.

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Major De Santa: Runner 3, please put on a shirt.

Me: first of i look good with no shirt and second of all i look good with no shirt and THIRD of all i look good with no shirt so tell me i don't look good with no shirt

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For two years, I have done the best I could to protect you. Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about teenagers? No! Should I have picked up a book on raising kid geniuses in a zombie infested world? PROBABLY! Where was I going with this, I had a point.

Nadia (about Veronica)

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But Janine, I’ve defeated every single monster I’ve come up against. I-I’m the most famous person in all of the UK. I’m an action figure!

Runner Five

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Five: Oh my god, you’re...

Van Ark: Not dead?

Five: I was gonna say evil, but...

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Janine: Don't say a word.

Sam: Fergulous.

Janine: Mr. Yao, I said no words!

Sam: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble it's not a word. Now suddenly it IS a word because it's convenient for you.

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Janine: Someone has to go to Van Ark and confront him.

Sam: I vote we all look at Five at the same time.

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Keep your friends close and your enemies within range of your primary firearm

Sara Smith

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Simon: I... I think we did something right. I have a weird feeling inside! Is that accomplishment?!

Amelia: Ugh, I feel it too! Quick, let’s go rub it in Janine's face.

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I don’t condone this sexy yet reckless behavior, Simon!

Janine de Luca

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Five: I hate your hair.

Simon: Impossible. Nobody does.

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Steve: Are we dead yet?

Five: No.

Steve: (beat) Are we dead yet?

Five: Look, if we die I promise I’ll let you know.

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Simon: Five, I screwed up big time.

Five: Simon, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

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“I wasn’t listening, but I strongly disagree with Simon.”

Runner Five

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Nadia: What are you doing here? Five words or less.

Runner 5: *counting them off on their fingers* Out. For. A. Run.

Runner 5: Bitch.

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Simon: (to Amelia) Five's not the only person here I want to keep safe.

Five: Oh dear lord. Just kiss already! Oh, the thirst is real.

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Simon: What are you doing here?

Five: Saving your ass so I can kick it later.