couldst thou spare just a crumb of coochie?

im problemathique and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the fandom police || stef. xxi. he/him. || 🐜 will be blocked || under 18s blacklist #nsfw

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

[glorianas]

[cowpokeprose]

Hey, gay working class and gay rural interests, aesthetics, and culture belong within the wider LGBT+ community. Country music belongs in gay spaces. Camo and trucker caps and work boots belong in gay spaces. Trucks and doorless jeeps and shitty old beaters belong in gay spaces. GEDs and high school educations and blue collar jobs belong in gay spaces. Being broke and looking like shit belongs in gay spaces. The community isn’t owned by the wealthiest San Fransisco and New York gay-geoisie. Their interests, appearances, and beliefs do not define queerness. 

[la-pou-belle]

hey yall I didn’t want to have to do work for my online classes so i made a uquiz instead. answer some questions and i’ll tell u what aspect of your personality annoys me the most

[la-pou-belle]

So far, people who get the same answer rb and tag this in VERY SIMILAR WAYS. Which is so cool!!! You know what really kills me though? People who get “you don’t like being held accountable” NEVER reblog it. BUT YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST POPULAR RESULT. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE. which tells me that you don’t like being held accountable SO MUCH that you will boycott a whole ass uquiz bc of it. And that, my friends, that is beautiful.

[la-pou-belle]

1) yeah, this is where ur name goes when u enter it in – idk why they even ask for it either

2) Sadboihrs, if you’re out there, I am COMPLETELY UNSURPRISED that you got conflict avoidant.

Edit: also this one

[welcome-to-the-petting-zoo]

I have been thinking about the importance of being non-judgmental towards people who change their labels, whatever those labels are.

Found out you weren’t autistic but actually schizophrenic? Thought you were ace and aro but you were just a late bloomer? Tried out new pronouns and a new name, but eventually learns that you are cool with your assigned gender? Thought you were gay, but then one day you also fell in love with someone of another gender? 

….And so on and so forth.

We NEED to normalize this shit. No one should feel like they need to uproot their whole identity and move to a new blog because their label changed. No one should be shamed for getting that one step closer to figuring themselves out - even if that step is a step towards the “norm”, we need to celebrate the bravery and strength it takes to come out again and again and again.

I’m 28, and I’m STILL unclear on where I am on the ace and aro spectrum, if I’m even there at all. If you’d asked me 6 years ago, I would have told you I’m a monogamous, neurotypical, cis “bicurious” girl despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. I can’t stand to think where I would be today, if I hadn’t been allowed to question this image.

[turing-tested]

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

can i offer a smaller spoon?

[turing-tested]

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

its "be gay, do crime" until somebody actually commits a crime like petty theft, sex work or drug dealing. then, suddenly note the criticism from the same crowd.

[emoji-mashup-bot]

🤔 thinking + 🤢 nauseated

From Twitter

[avengedqrow]

Basically this

[skunkcowboy]

Love is made by little cowboys who live in your heart

[deep-dive]

[corpse-decay]

lil wayne finally left the hot tub

[whitmanic]

Not that I'm like. Pro animal violence in horror movies obv but I do find it weird how some people are like..... More averse to seeing an animal hurt than a person like ritualistically traumatized and murdered over the course of two hours. It's always struck me as like..... Weird and almost like an edgy performativity that turned into an actual sensitivity. Like esp taking into consideration how cavalier we are as a society, for instance, with the trope of just absolutely destroying young women on screen in borderline rape/horror porn in a lot of mainstream horror. It's just weird and superficial to me

[harryisinamovie]

me, begging: please just get up and do the work its not that hard you’ll feel better when you do it

my brain, running away from me, smashing flowerpots with a broom: hey you know what my buddy u can go fuck yourself my guy

[critroleantics]

I haven’t seen a single 420 joke at all this month we’re really not ok huh

[aleatoryw]

it was four four twentytwenty last week and no one even mentioned it

[yourfavedeserveslove]

Duke Crocker from Haven deserves love! 🖤

[queersona]

The "trans-trender" myth is so so so so fucking dangerous. Y'all are making it so hard for people to question and explore their identity. There is no such thing as an actual transtrender. They're just trans people you don't like, or they're cis people who questioned their gender identity and then decided they weren't trans.

Being trans has never, ever, ever been a "trendy" thing. Yes, trans people are becoming more well-known, but is almost always shown in a bad or misinformed light. Trans people are still getting abused, beaten, murdered, fired, kicked out, etc for being trans.

Trenders do not exist.

[thelasttime]

me: okay i like this answer, next question

uquiz:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sex-obsessed-lesbian]

DAMNIT WHY DID I LAUGH