━ ❜bloodlust;

MultiShip and MultiVerse J!Henry from FE:A, so to be more specific, this Henry is my interpretation of his Japanese version. Unfortunately this means there will be no crow puns! I know you're all weeping for this loss. Please read the rules! ...

[rossanianrose]

Nostalgia // Henry & Tharja

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[rossanianrose]

The sky is emblazoned in crimson and violet, with golden rays filtering in through wisps of clouds. The lush dark green of the forest is a stark contrast to the sunset - the view is one of the most beautiful things that this world had to offer. Morosely, Tharja gazed out at the dark outline of mountains in the distance, hands clenched tight against the ivy-bound tree trunk at her side. Her lengthy raven locks and velvet cape would waver gently behind her, matching the rhythmic tempo of the evening breeze.

They were on their way to Regna Ferox but had halted momentarily in order to set up camp for the night. Tharja strayed from the group and took the moment to survey the area before stumbling across this area, captivated by the scenery before her. 

The wind would caress her exposed flesh, chilling it upon contact. Her hand would instinctively grip the upper hem of her cloak, tugging it closer to her in order to further envelope herself. Her sheer garb was ill-suited for such terrain and provided little warmth. At times such as these, she would recall the subtropical temperatures of her homeland - almost longing for it.

She favored the scorching heat and soft golden sands of the desert - and of course, the opulent alabaster scattered about Plegia. Although she wasn’t particularly fond of her native land, Tharja definitely preferred Plegia’s climates over the northern region’s fridge tundras and frosted forests.

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       The cold had never really bothered Henry. Sometimes when he didn't care to notice, his fingers would purple, blue, and he'd laugh as he'd whisper s o f t hexes along his fingertips, stuffing them into his pockets with a hysterical giggle. It took a lot to cause him discomfort or pain, so seeing others in it was a strange fascination all in itself.

       With eyes half-lidded, Henry curiously watched the only other Plegian shiver against the wind, her robes ill-suited for the cold weather. He would think she'd forgo her uniform for more practically, but what was he to talk? He too, had not changed into something better for the location they were headed, but he liked it better this way, and he didn't shiver. She did.

       Walking up to her in long, chipper strides, he tapped his fingers atop her slender shoulder in order to grab her attention, his smile welcoming as a crow landed on his shoulder, the cocking of their heads simultaneous as they looked forward. ❝Tharja, I think we should start a fire~ You look so cold! Wouldn't want you to freeze to death, after all~❞ Humming to himself, a sly curl of his lips warmed his face as he started to take the cape off of his shoulders.

       Setting it over Tharja's small body, he nodded enthusiastically in approval, petting the top of the crow's head. ❝There much better~ You need it much more than I do, you see! Though if you don't mind, if I start turning blue, you're going to have to tell me because I won't notice ahaha!❞ Turning his attention to somewhere else, he started pulling out supplies from the pack on his shoulder, his features coloured by a child-like playfullness.

[tactiquess]

     Through dedication and care had Robin earned her respect among their recruits and she appreciated as much day in and day out. Everyone here had their own stories to tell, pasts and futures stretching in millions of different directions, and Robin thrived on figuring out all the little details as she grew closer with everyone. Henry had come from her home, provided rescue in what was surely a trap forseen by Lucina, and he had earned her trust. From that point, it was only sensible to further understand her new comrade and seek the help which she needed.

     ”You should not be so surprised. You are skilled in your craft to say the least and that is honorable, especially when not many are.” A skilled mage of dark magic in Robin’s experience was few and far between and he should not go without appreciation for that fact. Even further, he was straight about the strengths of his knowledge, allowing Robin to better utilize their time. “Regardless, it is informative to hear of what you know in regards to war. Even if I cannot devise tactics off of what you tell me, it is crucial for me to know everyone’s strengths.”

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      Curling his lips, he let his eyes lay their quiet gaze on the company's tactician; the image of brilliance, of strength, of intelligence, of kindness, of benevolence, and so much more. It would seem as if this amnesiac of theirs was "perfect" but that couldn't be right could it? Scrutinizing her for any tell-tale details, any weaknesses, he was boundlessly curious on what gave her the desire to partake in this absolutely delightful war. Yet he knew, deep down, that she'd say something like 'to fight for my friends' or 'you have to win a war to stop it', and although to him it was almost laughable because he loved to prolong a war, the casualities meaningless to him, he also silently admired her. Admired her for the light in her eyes, for when he opened his, they were full of impenetrable darkness.

      ❝Aw, you're really sweet, Robin~ No wonder everyone likes you, ahaha~❞ Of course, if she were to know all, the war would be disappointlessly short-lasting. He had come to warn them for the sole reason of making sure Plegia didn't crush them, but now, it seemed as Plegia would be crushed. How peculiar it was, that just one person could so easily change the fate of so many people. Looking to her with admiration in his smiling face, he nodded.

      ❝Hm, well, I think the most important thing to know is that we don't care about casualties, see~ You guys are the one who tought me that I shouldn't waste innocent lives. Plegians are desperate. We'll do whatever it takes to win, even if it means the death of us all~ We believe in the afterlife, so we'll just see each other then! But now, now, we'll fight to win, and we'll sacrifice whole villages if we have to~ A good source of power, they are~ So be very careful, Robin, I don't wan't you to get hurt!❞

[incruentxs]

Sorry I haven't been very active guys I've been struggling with math, and my grade hasn't beens so good, so I've taken it upon me to get a tutor. I'll work on my drafts today! I'm so sorry for the long wait. Finals start in a few weeks, but I get out of school on June 11 and although I won't be super free, at least I wont have HW &. projects to worry about, haha! I promise I'll become more reliable.

[airabesque]

     ♫♪… ❝The poor thing, he has been so fatigued and when I went to redress his leg, he was so finicky. It seems as though he has not been properly cared for in a long time. Most likely, he is a stray.❞ Either someone could not take care of him, they did not want to, or he was very lost. Olivia would see to it that he had a home if it was the least she could do. She had been able to carefully lift him to go retrieve Henry and now they could feed him proper before tending to his wounds once more. Health could return to him and Olivia would be certain she saw it when he happily frolicked and played once more. 

     ❝Perhaps… but that does not mean you cannot learn.❞ If he was concerned enough over the dogs feelings then he could learn to help care for it in a better manner than simply ceasing it’s suffering.  ❝We may want to find a name for him too..   

[incruentxs]

     Henry was sure, just from his experience, here, with these people of Chrom's company, that his thought process was much different than Olivia's. After all, as he stared at the trembling, small, puppy, he could see nothing else but weakness. Something that had to be taken care of in order to leave room for the strong: but most of all, to alleviate the small pup's suffering that he would gain from remaining weak. You couldn't be weak in this world, you'd be e a t e n alive. And yet, Olivia, with her kind, soft hands, tended to the pup as if it were a child; a treasured thing. Henry was mystified, even almost enamored by her gentleness.

     ❝I'm sure you'll take great care of him and make up for it!❞ Henry replied, enthusiasm slick in his words as he kept his hands tucked near his gut, almost afraid to touch the injured animal. Would he have the urge to kill it, in order to ease its pain? Olivia said it would be fine, but why leave it this way? His hands shook with an immeasurable need to do something about this, but he could already see the end. Her disgust and her fear. Turning his smile to her, his face didn't betray his thoughts. He simply seemed overjoyed.

     ❝I'd be very happy if you could teach me~❞ He said, his expression almost coming across as tender: but it was not quite that ━ he was deep in thought. ❝We should name it something cute, like you, Olivia.❞ His words careless, he associated them both as shy, trembling puppies in need of protection and in some cases death. But Olivia could teach him. She could teach him that it was worth saving the weak, right? His magic coiled along his throat, but he kept smiling, his eyes closed. He knew his eyes would surely betray him when he would least expect it.

           Did he want her to know?

[amodicumofmagic-blog]

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Henry was always one who piqued Miriel’s interest. Whether it be his fascination with blood and murder or his consistently cheerful personality despite adverse circumstances, she found him, in a word, fascinating. In this case, what enthralled her the most was this young man’s ability to harness the power of the crow. It caused her to stare intently, as she was wont to do, observing the crows as they gathered around him as if he was one of their own. And when one crow dropped something into the palm of Henry’s hand so nonchalantly, she scribbled down a few words before shutting her notebook and slowly making her way over to Henry for an interview of sorts (qualitative data, you know), careful not to frighten the birds. As she came into their field of view and the crows scattered, she pursed her lips slightly in disappointment.

“How disconcerting.”

[incruentxs]

      He worked his smile into his features, pressing it into his skin with a sense of familiarity, but not ease. Still, the darkness, although heavy, was always allievated by his companions — these companions, that, although inhuman, were much more f a s c i n a t i n g, and helpful too! Not like his new comrades weren't, he'd never said anything of the sort. Just not nearly as trustworthy maybe? No, no, that wasn't quite right. They were just simply...predictable.

      The pads of his fingertips brushing along smooth, black, feathers, his smile shifted to something genuine as he took the small crow skull in his hand, marveling at its brilliance. This brilliance had distracted him from Miriel's presence because he was so outwardly delighted by the gift, but more than that, he knew he was s a f e here. Safe as anyone could be, anyway, if contrasted to the battlefield, or... Giggling, he made no movement, no sound, as the crows flew away by the intrusion of her presence: he was more interested in what she had chosen to scribble. He could still hear the scratches of her pen, scraping against curling paper. He didn't have to see itto know it was there.

      ❝Did they scare you Miriel? My bad, my bad, ahaha! I just enjoy their company, they're very helpful, see?❞ Holding out the crow skull deliberately before her eyes, he was curious as to her reaction. Would she recoil in fear like most? No, he didn't think so. She was so very smart, after all. She wouldn't sink into superstition! He very much liked this woman.

[deviledevil]

REALLY old drawings that I am posting because while I dropped 10000 hints, I did not end up getting FE:A for Christmas this year >:( but that’s ok.

(I will buy it for myself!!!! hmph)

[bravelanced-deactivated20150530]

       Positioning her Pegasus right behind Henry so that they were now back-to-back      Cordelia kept her eyes open for any more enemies. She decided it’d be best to stay      with the Mage, not wanting to risk leaving him by himself again; that had been too      close of a call.

               “You need to be more careful, Henry—— You                could have been killed!”

       A sigh fell from the rider’s lips, head turning back towards the other just slightly      to offer him a very brief smile before her attention turned forward again.

               “It is quite alright; that’s what allies are for. I                will stand by you until the battle is won, alright?                You don’t have to do this all by yourself anymore.”

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      It was interesting, how allies were so ready to come to the rescue and not, well, stab him in the back! And quite literally too! To have allies and to have the strange stability of someone covering for him, now that was the most interesting. His thoughts clouded with the t h r e a t of asking her to go away, of thinking, she too, would be unreliable, unfaithful, but he knew Cordelia. He knew her. Knowing that she wouldn't betray him made the voices quiet, for once.

      ❝As long as it wasn't painful, I wouldn't mind, ahahaha! I'd surely make him die with me!❞ And he would have. He would have rought destruction before he fell, finally to the ground, blood seeping from the corners of his ever delighted mouth. As long as there wasn't pain involved, he invited death. He believed there would be a better life waiting for him in the afterlife: but for now, he would have fun in this pointless, pointless, but rather invigorating, war.

      Taking note of her a d o r a b l e smile, he giggled. ❝I almost forgot there! It's a good thing that I have you rely on Cordelia~❞ He didn't really need allies, he liked having the thrill of almost meeting death; he liked teasing it, letting it reach its grubby, chilled fingers along his neck before tearing away with laughter. But he would accept an ally out of her.

[incruentxs]

「♔┊linger;

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       A very faint smile graced the woman’s features at that. It was sweet to her, hearing      that, since she felt not many would commit to such a thing; besides those who already      had. Their deaths still made her heart pang and eyes sting with tears threatening to fall,      and that was why she wouldn’t let anyone else die for her.

                         Especially now that she had friends.

               “Well I surely hope it doesn’t come down                to that, Henry. But I would do the same for                you.”

       The Knight could have sworn she noticed something different about the Dark Mage’s      expression, but it was gone almost as soon as it showed: She must simply be seeing      things.

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      He could recognize the t r a i t o r o u s tell-tale signs of a person about to cry, and although, he knew, that those tears were not for his promised death, but for some other reason, he found it in him to believe that that was what her sadness was about. He only permitted her tears, her sadness, if it was from him: if he caused it in her, he knew how to remedy it. Anyone else would make him angry, protective, and if she didn't stop him, they'd die at his hands all so he could see her smile without the strain in her plush, d e l i c a t e lips.

      ❝Oh no, that's not allowed, you see. If you die, we die together, and then it'd be such a waste! So you'd better live, ahahaha.❞ His laugh awakwardly put in serious context, it emenated from his throat, bubbled out of his lips, and mercilessly continued even though he had no reason to. ❝I appreciate it though~❞ He finally said, winded from the laughter that carefully disguised his discomfort.

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「♔┊midnight kiss;

bravelanced​

      He couldn't fathom nor actually begin to c a r e about his reasons for, in the middle of the night, sneaking into Cordelia's tent, where she slept, oh so delightfully peacefully, her face finally free of its usual worry, its concern; there was no furrow between her eyebrows, all he could see was the smooth, unblemished skin of her d e l i c a t e face. He couldn't help but place a kiss onto her lips, and it didn't surprise him to see her awaken: instead his crimson eyes, glowed almostcat-like in the dark as he wore a wide-lipped smile.

      She was in control. She liked to be in control, he knew, so he waited. He waited for her to respond either n e g a t i v e l y or positively, and something inside him panged for the latter. He was rewarded for his patience with a stammering, a blushing of cheeks, and no indication she was upset.

      ❝Well you see, you're just so cute, Cordelia, I couldn't help it~❞ He looked at her with a strange delight, looming over her body still in his dark mage robes. The darkness swam over his limbs, seeped into his blood, but there was fire there now, and it burned with heat: he could barely feel pain but this was not the pain he was u s e d to. ❝Do you want me to leave? That's alright with me~ I did disturb your sleep after all, ahaha.❞ His words contradicted his thoughts; he didn't want to leave. Without anything giving him away, he awaited her response once again.

[rpfunstuff]

SFW Romance Sentence Meme

“As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.”

“Death isn’t the end of true love, only a test.”

“Dogs are always gonna chase cars, just like I’m always gonna chase you.”

“Heaven without you would be hell.”

“I can’t tell you how happy I am that I don’t just love you, that I get to say I’m /in/ love /with/ you.”

“I don’t know what scares me more, the fact that one day you might ask me to leave, or that I love you so much that I would leave immediately to keep you happy.”

“I don’t want happily ever after with you, I want the realness of love. I want the mountains but I also want the valleys, because I’m stupid and arrogant and if it were just the mountains I would never truly appreciate what an amazing gift the universe had blessed me with.”

“I don’t want to choose between your life or mine. I’d rather have ours.”

“I don’t want to spend eternity with you, it’s much too short.”

“I love you so much it makes me sick. There’s no cure, but an effective treatment is your love in return.”

“I need air more than you, but only so that I have the breath to tell you how much I love you.”

“I want to have good times with you, but I also want the bad times with you because any time with you is better than time without you.”

“I was scared to admit that I had started loving you because it would mean admitting that I would never stop.”

“I’d destroy the world for you. I would tear it apart piece by piece all for you, and I would do it with a smile. But, on the other hand, I would strive to make the world a better place for you. I would build it up brick by brick all for you, and I would do it with a smile.”

“If you ever see me with a big goofy smile on my face for seemingly no reason, don’t worry, I’ve only just remembered how lucky I am to have your love.”

“In the beginning I was so terrified of losing you that I didn’t want to fall for you. I still live with that fear, but you give me the strength to overcome that fear and give you all the love I have.”

“My memory fails me sometimes. I don’t always remember your name, or who you are, but the one thing that always sticks in my mind is that you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in the whole world.”

“My whole life I’ve felt like I didn’t matter. I still struggle with that feeling, but every time I see you smile, I remember that as long as I matter to you that’s all I need.”

“People are always saying they would die for their love, they would kill for their love. Me? I’m willing to live for you, to bring life into this world with you.”

“There’s nothing in this world that I need more than your happiness. The fact that your happiness happens to include me is just a bonus.”

“When you cry, I die. When you smile, I soar. ”

“You frustrate me more than anything in life- that’s how I know I really love you.”

“You help me to love myself because how could I have earned your heart if I wasn’t a good enough person to deserve it?”

“You make the world a better place just by existing, and the fact that the world I’m talking about happens to be mine doesn’t make you any less extraordinary.”

“Your love is like food in that it’s all too easy to get addicted to, but so hard to have in moderation because I need it to live.”

“Your smile is blinding. I guess I’m lucky I’ve got you to lead me around.”

[incruentxs]

                              ❝   IF  YOU  CANT  TRUST   M E  

                                        you can just      k i l l me

                                 {  YOU    KNOW?~  ❞   

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           i.      ii.      iii.      iv.      v.

[incruentxs]

❛ i could kid myself, in thinking that i'm fine ❜

panic! at the disco starters - vices and virtues

The crinkling in the corners of his eyes, the trademark of his smile, eased into smooth skin at her words; the words that cut into him, as they were awkwardly an inexplicably familiar, though he never dared admit them to himself. Did she not realize, as she said them, that he was standing nearby? Why would she expose such weakness to him, when he was no trusted by anyone? There were so many others she could have told, so many others she could have confided in.

The darkness coiled around his throat, sat on his lungs, and when he tried to breathe, it stuck in his throat. The smile faded from his face; for a moment, concern filtered in, seeping into the cracks of his mask as he reached out, the pads of his fingertips hoping to comfort in a way that was hard to do. He knew there were many things he could say to ease the tension, to make it seem as if he had never heard her; much of his mind wanted this, but something deep inside him did not. The smile came back, but it was strained on his lips━he wanted no part of it, and yet it was still there, persistent. 

❝Oh, Cordelia, don’t be sad, that’s not like you.❞ He cupped her face in a gentle gesture, his fingers burning with the need and desire to crush and destroy whoever made her feel this way. ❝We all try our best, here, don’t we~?❞ He sucked in a deep breath, and without his knowledge, his smile transformed into something kind; something soft, something loving, even. ❝I’ll make you all better, you’ll see.❞ 

Using another hand to cup the other side of her face, eyelids fluttered open to reveal crimson, staring her down with a newfound sense of purpose. ❝Who made you feel this way? Who? I’ll kill them all.❞

[incruentxs]

The Rules: - take a screenshot of your desktop - don’t change anything - don’t delete anything - tag at least five other people - repost do not reblog!

Tagged by: bravelanced

I tag: eh whomever i suppose

[incruentxs]

dark starter sentences

some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list

"You actually thought i cared about you?"

"I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"

"You're a monster!"

"It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."

"You're all mine now."

"How could you do this to me!?"

"I trusted you!"

"Is that supposed to scare me?"

"Put the knife down."

"You're scaring me..."

"You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"

"I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"

"Why are you pointing that gun at me?"

"Let me go!"

"You're so cute when you struggle like that~"

"Your blood smells wonderful."

"Who did this to you?"

"You're in my way."

"I thought you were dead!"

"Help me!"

"Long live the king."

"What did they do to you?"

"What have you done?"

"Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"

"Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."

"I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"

"Stop it, your hurting me!"

"They'll kill you!"

"I hate you."

"The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"

"If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"

[zoeyrph]

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

[incruentxs]

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want.”

“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

[incruentxs]

                                                   There is a reason why I

                                              ❀ ＳＭＩＬＥ ❀

                                                           it’s because

                                                          some people

                                                              need it.

[incruentxs]

panic! at the disco starters - vices and virtues

❛ another dollar, another day ❜

❛ you're guaranteed to run this town ❜

❛ cold and alone, it suits you well ❜

❛ fate will play us out, with a song of pure romance ❜

❛ oh, kiss me ❜

❛ i may never sleep tonight ❜

❛ you're such a pretty thing ❜

❛ when the world gets too heavy, put it on my back ❜

❛ i could kid myself, in thinking that i'm fine ❜

❛ if you don't let it out, you're gonna let it eat you away ❜

❛ are you saving me? ❜

❛ its the only thing that makes me feel as good as you do ❜

❛ my one regret is you ❜

❛ i plead the fifth ❜

❛ i'm just a white blood cell, fighting like hell for you ❜

❛ you gave up on you, and i gave up on me ❜

❛ i know in my heart, that my head is lying ❜

❛ everything seems to be estranged when you're alone ❜

❛ i got so sick of being on my own ❜

❛ our consciences are always so much heavier than our egos ❜

❛ i'm not a betting man, but this is a sure thing ❜

❛ all that hate is gonna burn you up ❜