Hito's Herp and Derp

Just a personal blog feel free to scroll through. <3

[forgamers]

[socialistexan]

[bluerobotto]

[jo2uke-himboshikata]

[pusheen]

[firebirdeternal]

You know what’s more fun than worldbuilding that makes some fantasy races EEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!? Worldbuilding that gives the different races cultural differences that help explain why there’s a lot of conflict between them:

Goblin culture doesn’t have a concept of “Property”. A stick on the ground and a tool in a locked shed are equally up for grabs if a thing needs doing. They casually take and leave things all over their communities, eat from communal pots, and genuinely Do Not Understand why the Core Races are so Angry and prone to Violence all the time.

Consequently Goblins who live near Core communities develop a reputation as “Thieves” despite not even having a *word* for that. (The closest word they have is more like “Greedy” and it means a person that hides things so nobody else can use them, and it’s a surefire fight-starter to call a Goblin that)

Common Orc Spiritual beliefs hold that a Soul can only grow stronger by overcoming Challenges in life, and see intruding on another person’s Challenge unasked for as not just Rude, but Deeply Harmful. You’re Stealing their chance to Grow. Asking for help is deeply personal and doing so can be both a way to grow closer with them or a too-personal intrusion, depending on your existing relationship with them. An exception is Children, as far as most Orcs are concerned, all Children are fundamentally the responsibility of the Whole Community, regardless of whose child they are, or even if said child is an Orc at *all*.

This means that Orcs who live near Core neighbors often seem Rude and Standoffish if not outright hostile, because they neither ask for nor offer aid even in times of trouble, and respond to unasked for aid themselves with Anger. There are even rumors that they Steal Children, because if an Orc finds a child lost in the woods they’re pretty much immediately going to start feeding it, and if they can’t find where to bring it back to, or it doesn’t seem to be well cared for, they’re just gonna keep it. 

[keena-kapu]

Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?

[keena-kapu]

there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as “The Sword in The Stone”

[whitestarrussian]

Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?

[keena-kapu]

The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.

[tragicwolves17]

I have been educated today and I appreciate it

[sapphireswimming]

someone: and then he pulled Excalibur out of The Stone -

everyone who has read this post, starting now:

[babyanimalgifs]

I don’t understand but I agree.

[j-liz]

[someemochick]

Sometimes you just have to fuck with your party.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

This is from a list of canon swear words

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

*peppers these into my regular conversation*

[alicentsgf]

[swordyke-moving-deactivated2019]

[funny-tik-toks]

[shift-suite]

Blockbuster prototype media store - Fitch Inc. (1995)

[carnemancy]

i saw the announcement for drakengard 3 today and i got so excited i upset my stomach IM SO PUMPED THE MC AND HER DRAGON ARE SOOO COOL..

[stupidpetface]

[shamebanduk]

i know he drank a milk

[thenatsdorf]

Foster kitten life. (via pokeypotpie)

[ikuharaisabitch]

sound ON

[magicalsapphiccranberry]

HIS LITTLE SCHNOZZ!!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A good lil kitteh bb <3

[awesome-picz]

People Are Sharing Pics Of Their Long Cats That Seem To Stretch ‘Til Infinity.

[galactic-crossing]

Pocket Isabelle - Doom Eternal DLC (by Atrið Animation)

[OG Video Here!]

[freckledoctopus]

i demand another film with ivy

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster