Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

* __________

[marypickfords]

Lina Romay in Rolls-Royce Baby (Erwin C. Dietrich, 1975)

[peelingmandarins]

if only classical music wasn’t 15 minutes long for each piece and didn’t have titles like piano concerto no. 2 in E minor op. 27 V : aglio olio peperoncino waluigi

[inculpate]

[leviathan-supersystem]

in court for running a multi-level marketing pyramid scheme, the judge asks me to explain myself. i smile wryly and say that the pyramid scheme was actually a bdsm findom polycule. the entire coutroom gasps. the judge slams his gavel and finds himself guilty of kinkshaming. the bailiff responds by immediately shooting the judge right between the eyes.

[inculpate]

My drinking habits: a lot of water. Hydration is key to a healthy lifestyle.

*__________

[vintagehomecollection]

Even the most unlikely materials can be turned into fashionable window trims when you apply your ingenuity.

Better Homes and Gardens New Decorating Book, 1981

[inculpate]

Actually, I don’t know why I was talking in such veiled language. She was basically blabbing out her whole plan to anonymous strangers on here just the other day. Never any discretion with you people.

*___________

[inculpate]

Now whenever I go a night or two without seeing the little gremlin, I’ll be left wondering if she’s decided to go bite off more than she could chew and been turned into paint over it.

*__________

[inculpate]

Most of your posts are still incomprehensible. 

*__________

[best-of-imgur]

[medlit-study]

a French man will write something like “the structured structure is structured by structuring structures” and the academic community goes bananas

[aqqindex]

[thatsbelievable]

[fearthewurst]

@inculpate

[hotvampireadjacent]

[gorps]

[sntspaola]

Happy Place (2019)

this was part of my experiment as I was preparing for The Mad Muse talk + workshop last September

[vile-things]