Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
Dungeon Meshi fics for Battleship!
Don't Walk Alone in a Dungeon - Marcille/Falin - 1.5k
"Marcille takes a walk in the dungeon to clear her head but wanders too far away from camp."
Hold Your Hand the Whole Time - Marcille/Falin - 1.1k
Marcille is getting some final adjustments done to her wedding attire and worries that bringing Falin along has only served to bore her.
Slime Toy - Marcille/Slimes - 740 words
"Marcille dies to slimes embarrassingly often, so she didn't even bother fighting back when this latest slime landed on her face. But... This one isn't actually trying to kill her?
How to Drain your Dragon - Falin/Laios - 1k
"Falin isn't used to her new body. Laios is more familiar both with monsters and having a penis. He helps walk her through masturbating and lets her borrow a toy to use for that."
Spongebob fics for Battleship!
Regular Maintenance - Sandy/Karen - 723 Words
"When Plankton's 'too busy' to bother with Karen's maintenance she goes to a new tech shop that just opened up in Bikini Bottom."
Karrie - Karen/Karen2 - 610 Words
"Karen spots Karen2 working as a cashier/cash register. Now that she's gotten her divorce software installed she doesn't feel anywhere near the same animosity towards the bot that almost replaced her."
You're In Good Tentacles - Squidward/Reader - 2.6k
"You meet Squidward Tentacles when his community college art-class is given an assignment to make you a new shell. He promises he'll make you a good one."
While other people are out here dropping Kinktober prompt lists with 9000 stipulations, I bring you this.
It's not a real October event, but it could be if you believe. The prompts are here for anyone to enjoy anyway.
Why "schlock"?
It means trash/junk, and that's the quality of content I'm striving for with these prompts. It's also fun to say.
But, y'know, if you want to take a prompt and turn it into a masterpiece of a whumpy longfic, go for it.
What fandom is this for?
Whatever fandom you want.
What ships can I write/draw?
Any of them.
Even [my fandom's most despised ship]?
Especially [your fandom's most despised ship].
What if I want to combine prompts? What if I want to write or draw things out of order? What if...
Go for it.
Are crossovers okay?
Do. Whatever. You. Want.
What if I want to create something problematic?
Send me the fucking link.
What does [prompt] mean?
You tell me. It's all open to interpretation.
Are there any rules at all?
Sure.
No AI use. If you need an LLM to write your schlock for you, consider a long walk off a short pier. If you need it to do your editing for you, use a beta reader instead. A stick figure drawn on the back of a napkin is better than soulless AI art.
Tag appropriately. 'Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings' means anything goes. 'No Archive Warnings Apply' means your work is guaranteed not to contain any of the major archive warnings (non-con, major character death, graphic violence, or underage sex).
No irl bigotry. Your characters can be problematic as all get out, but if you try to post a weird pro-JK Rowling essay or something you're not going in the collection, bud. Don't kill the vibes.
What are the vibes?
Just have fun.
But other people are having fun wrong!
Shut the fuck up.
Are you going to be doing this?
Probably not.
How do I participate?
There's an ao3 collection right here:
Schlocktober on ao3
Otherwise, just hashtag #schlocktober or something, idk. I don't expect anyone to actually do this.