[incyanposting]

The masculine urge to homoerotially slip your rondel dagger through a gap in their plate harness right into their brachial artery.

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[franticgaymaiden]

knights of the land pspsps

[paladinc-nt]

full plate armour kneeling between your legs, only missing his helmet. soft leather of the palms of his gauntlets grasping your naked thighs. his tied-back hair wrapped around your fist as his lips wrap around your cock. watery eyes looking up to you as his eyes tear up from servicing your cock. cold iron plate pressing against your bare legs as his nose presses into your groin.

[sprinkledkisses-deactivated2026]

I need to eat pussy in a pathetically subby way NOW!!! I need to be on my knees with my head being pushed closer to their cunt THIS INSTANT!!! like and subscribe if you agree

[spitblossoms]

[larval-tear]

knight (large breasts) removing her breastplate and releasing a bunch of boob sweat like a mech venting steam

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[ghostgirljyuna]

[laceration-d0ll]

literally what else is a sword’s hilt for other than shoving it up the guy who wields it <3

[incyanposting]

quillons = flared base :)

[tongue-twists]

if you're pure of heart, you unlock a special way to have sex that's just hitting someone hard enough to make them cry

[sceptixfakemon]

end of sparring prints

[incyanposting]

Striptease but its a knight in full 14th century harness removing one piece of their armour at a time and it takes forever and no ones really horny by the end of it it’s just really tiring.

“you wanna see whats under these cuisses, well you’ll have to wait 😘”

*fumbling with helmet latch* “give me a minute hold on”

“if i can just reach this fucking buckle man i swear— ok thats the spaulders off”

*shuffling awkwardly out of hauberk* “god this fucking thing”

*out of breath and visibly exhausted, bits of harness scattered around* “whatever just get me out these hosen already”

[pride-knightess]

A knight is a kind of rideable animal

[incyanposting]

target audience reached

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair

[thefangsharpener]

handsome women covered in blood. reblog.

[incyanposting]

Tonight’s mood:

Needing to feel that brief moment of intimacy i imagine two knights feel as they hold each other, crashing to the floor, feverishly clawing and grasping at one another with gauntlet covered hands, both trying desperately to pin the others arms down long enough to draw a dagger and end it.

Most people have these thoughts I’m sure.