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DMC Dante ask/rp blog. Penned by Raven (@robots-and-rawhide). Semi-selective. Icon by Aaniiyo. Spardac//est don't interact.

[residentevil2remake]

whoa, looks like I took in a little too much.

[prevsapphism]

🍥🍥🍰🍨the SWEETS headcanon meme!🍨🍰🍥🍥

i’ve not seen a desserts meme round here, so i made one!! send me ‘🍰’ + A NUMBER for a desserts headcanon!

what’s my character’s favourite dessert?

is my character a ‘sweet tooth?’ how bad is it? 

what’s my character’s favourite sweets flavour? ( ie strawberry, chocolate, lime, orange etc. )

do they have dessert after dinner every night, or is it for special occasions?

does my character bake? how good are they? how often do they do it?

does my character prefer handmade or store-bought desserts?

what dessert does my character have for their birthday?

chocolate or vanilla? why or why not?

white, dark, or milk chocolate? why or why not?

chocolate and vanilla, chocolate and peanut butter, chocolate and caramel or chocolate and mint? why or why not?

what’s their go-to plastic penny-candy / pick-and-mix / bulk candy bag?

strawberry, vanilla, or chocolate milkshakes? why or why not?

cookies or brownies? why or why not?

how often did my character have sugar growing up? why or why not? is it the same as an adult?

what was my character’s favourite dessert growing up? is it still the same now, or is it something else?

how does sugar affect them? do they ‘sugar-rush’ and then ‘crash’ after? 

pie or cake? why or why not?

italian ice / snow cones, ice cream, ice custard or frozen yoghurt? why or why not?

what’s my character’s fro-yo cup look like? what flavours and toppings?

what’s my character’s ice-cream shop order look like? how many scoops? what cone? what flavours and toppings?

what’s my character’s cafe / bakery order–what do they pick with their coffee or tea?

what’s their go-to sundae? ( chocolate-fudge brownie, banana split, cookie sundae etc. )

edge, centre or corner brownie?

soft or Cronchy cookies? 

what’s their LEAST favourite dessert? why?

[the-worlds-the-limit]

Send “Raise your weapon!” to start a fight or a spar with my muse!

(Specify muse if necessary)

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send my muse an icon, and they will…

🎨 tell you a skill or talent few know of that they have

👻 tell a fear they have

🔆 say one of their dreams/aspirations

🎁 show off something they have

🚿 mention one of their shower thoughts.

🎭 say how they are really feeling

📅 speak of a past experience

🐱 talk about their favorite animal/pet

🌙 tell about one of their recent dreams/nightmares

🍀 regale a time when luck was on their side

👪 speak about their thoughts and feelings about someone they know

🔪 talk about a time when they were hurt physically, mentally, or emotionally

👄 whisper a secret no one else knows

🎓 say one thing they are proud of

😳 say one thing they are ashamed of

👀+ a question of your own!

[evilwvergil]

“Dance  +Taunts” : DANTE is so funny ♬ ↳ MONSTER HUNTER WORLD

[billy-stebbins]

@indebted-and-hellbound

[indebted-and-hellbound]

Okay but Patty figuring out her identity "Dante, have you ever kissed another man before?" "Well, sure." And then he never elaborated

//djdjdjdjd I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT its.. a very Dante thing to say

[ppan-kyu]

What do you mean this isn’t how DMC5 went

[indebted-and-hellbound]

@mxdnight-thinking

[memeingovermemes]

Send ✪ and I will write some meta on an aspect of our muses’ relationship!

[indebted-and-hellbound]

Pizza. No, but honestly as much as he probably thinks he could, I don't think he'd be able to live properly without his brother. Vergil dying for real would be the death of the Dante we know now.

Dante listened, brows furrowing as he crossed his arms over his chest, his gaze not quite in the present. He hummed softly, then looked up and raised an eyebrow while a familiar, easy grin settled on his face. "Well, you're right about the pizza."

//Oh, for sure. Vergil dying for real would change Dante in a way I'm not sure anyone would expect or be ready for. Whatever Dante may say or think- thats his brother. There's very few people in the world who have the potential to or do understand Dante on a very true level, and Vergil's one of them.

[indebted-and-hellbound]

I think Dante cant live without pizza. Give him any other food and he'll starve

"Look. It's cheap, it's good, it's cheap.. what more can I say?"

[rpmemesyo]

What one thing do you think my muse cannot live without?

[neptunememes]

FIGHT ME!  //  sentence starters!

a meme request for an anon, based around fighting! feel free to change pronouns & word orders to make them more suitable for RP! contains general triggers of violence!

“  If  you’re  going  to  shoot,  do  it.  ” “  No  one  is  ever  going  to  tell  you  which  hand  they’re  going  to  punch  you  with.  ” “  Rule  1  of  fighting,  kick  them  in  the  balls.  If  they  don’t  have  balls,  RUN.  ” “  Oh  god,  please  no,  don’t  hurt  me,  please!  ” “  How  many  time  do  I  have  to  keep  putting  you  down,  till  you  stay  down?  I’m  getting  tired  of  this  dance.  ” “  I  think  you  broke  my  rib!  ” “  Fuck  me,  you  punch  like  a  baby!  I’ll  let  you  have  a  free  shot.  ” “  Or  what?  You’re  going  to  stab  me?  ” “  You  don’t  have  the  guts  to  kick  me,  let  alone  shoot  me.  ” “  Kicking  a  person  when  they’re  down,  means  they’re  twice  as  unlikely  to  get  back  up.  ” “  Punching  someone  in  the  face  ins’t  a  very  nice  way  of  saying  hello.  ” “  Let  me  introduce  you:  my  boot,  you’re  teeth.  ” “  What  kind  of  person  would  I  be  if  I  didn’t  beat  you  to  a  pulp?  ” “  They’re  not  even  worth  spitting  on—  leave  them  alone.  ” “  Be  kind  and  call  him  an  ambulance,  he’s  going  to  need  it.  ” “  Next  time,  you  little  bitch,  be  careful  who  you  try  and  step  on,  the  next  woman  might  not  be  as  forgiving  as  she  is.  ” “  My  husbands  going  to  kill  me,  I  got  blood  stains  on  my  new  shirt.  ” “  You  how  you  said  to  ‘make  up’   with  him?  Well  he  made  up  with  my  fist.  ” “  You  better  bounce  before  the  cops  arrive.  ” “  Say  that  again.  Go  on,  nothing  will  happen  to  you,  honest.  ” “  Swear  on  my  Grandma’s  grave  that  you  will  not  get  away  with  this.  ” “  A  broken  nose  isn’t  gonna  stop  me  from  beating  you  ‘til  Sunday.  ” “  Take  that  chip  off  your  shoulder  unless  you  wanna  go  a  few  rounds  with  my  fists.  ” “  Swinging  wildly  is  how  you  end  up  like  this:  face  down  in  a  puddle,  eating  shit,  with  my  foot  on  your  neck.  ” “  Step  up  then,  I’ll  teach  you  some  proper  manners,  you  little  shit.  ”

[assortedrpmemes]

Send “Honestly,” and something you want to tell my muse to see their reaction.

[memeroundups]

Send ‘a moment of weakness’

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter. { tw violence }

Your muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.

My muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.

Your muse is smashed drunk and incoherent.

My muse is completely drunk and incoherent.

Your muse is tied up (how and why is up to the mun)

My muse is all tied up (how and why is up to the mun)

Your muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and mine happens to pass by.

My muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and yours happens upon this.

Your muse is having a vivid nightmare and is shouting out brokenly.

My muse is having a vivid nightmare and is crying out in their sleep.

Your muse is being kept hostage and mine has just rescued them.

My muse is kidnapped and yours has just rescued them.

Your muse has been beaten badly and is in bad shape, mine happens to find them.

My muse is been beaten badly and is in bad shape, yours finds mine in this state.

Your muse falls very ill and continues activities even if they seem on the verge of passing out.

My muse is sick and continues daily routine even though they seem on the verge of passing out.

Your muse is in a frightened or nervous state (why is up to the mun)

My muse is in a frightened or nervous state (why is up to the mun)

Your muse is temporarily blind.

My muse is temporarily blind.

Your muse has suddenly sprained an ankle and can’t walk.

My muse has suddenly sprained an ankle and can’t walk.

Your muse has blackmail over mine.

My muse has blackmail over yours.

Mun chooses.

[emy-san]

Hunters.

[vladsnow88]

Dante, Devil May Cry 5

[sobeitjay2]

If you a demon with a fat ass reblog

[nico-drives-badly]