Smash or Smash?

Becky/28/Trash

[my-2nd-account]

Heated Rivalry set the bar for on screen sex way too high now I'm disappointed every time I watch any sex scene and the people involved don't look like they're fucking in real time right in front of my salad.

[ileaveclawmarks]

Photograph by LA Hyder for On Our Backs, the first magazine to feature lesbian erotica for a lesbian audience.

[filmgifs]

A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman

[im-in-your-mind]

IT is time to play my favorite game, "crumbs in bed"

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[pangur-and-grim]

a recreation of how I slept last night (very refreshing!)

[pangur-and-grim]

that’s not a me problem

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[infectiouspiss]

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

[infectiouspiss]

sorry that was meant for the tags

[omtai]

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

[my-dailydreams]

[big-moss-inc]

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

[big-moss-inc]

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade

[swordtit]

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

[ovenproofowl]

because gifs just wouldn't do this line delivery justice

anyway, go watch cinderella's castle on youtube right now

[thetrainglesttriangle]

Funnily enough, this is actually the post that made me go and watch cinderella's castle

[bigfemguy]

oh man how am i gonna add whimsy to my yard

the humble garden gnome:

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[atelier-tamamoland]

[underpaid-tamamoland-employee]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Goals for end of year 2026:

Start smoking weed

Get gay partner

Become bitchier

Fuckass Bob

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Honestly excellent goal seeing. Time bound, measurable, achievable, value added. You're gonna get a promotion!

[greelin]

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

[greelin]

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

[ariane-ashen]

I just realized we're less than a year away from this meme don't lose hope yet queens ✨💖

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hit the beach with my friends today and while we were all playing in the water throwing a ball around this lady on the shore kept giving me CRAZY stink eye, and I couldn't figure out what I had possibly done to offend her until a while later when I remembered that I was wearing This Hat

[tootiredforaname]

[ID: OP wearing a black cap embroidered with the phrase "Here Comes Mr. Slut" in all caps /end ID]