i don't do bad sauce passes
NASA
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we're not kids anymore.
todays bird
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Kiana Khansmith
Sweet Seals For You, Always
@theartofmadeline
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Claire Keane
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@indefinitel0ve
This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job
idk who needs to hear this but your body is loveable
Catherine Lacey, “Cut” / Robin McKinley, Deerskin / Bruce Springsteen intro to “I’m on Fire” / Mary Ruefle, “Woodtangle” / Dick Lourie, “How Do We Forgive Our Fathers?”
Best job advice I’ve gotten: The job is not going to love you back.
Also it’s strictly for safety purposes or unavoidable (like a call time for Acting or Flight crew ect) “On time is late” is TOTAL BS. On time is ON TIME. They love to preach about how “Time is money” but then only act like it applies to only them. YOUR TIME IS MONEY TOO! If I have a 5 minute window and I don’t need it to prep to do my job properly, you will see me exactly when my shift starts.
ALSO TAKE YOUR BREAKS AND LUNCHES AND VACATIONS, it’s part of your pay. TAKE IT.
Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them
She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”
we've all gone through friendless periods in our lives. don't fall into the trap of thinking there's something intrinsically wrong with you - that is a) untrue and b) a belief that will make your isolation grow and cause feelings of worthlessness that will prevent you from accepting people into your life because you feel like you're not deserving of their friendship
Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs
2021 Pride Month Celebration [19/30 LGBT+ Characters] Raymond Holt “When people say ‘what’s up?’ they mean ‘I am a person not worth talking to.’”
♡ don’t forget there are brighter days coming ♡
@kitsune-kaos
Tea party
fae court
The council to decide your fate
sorry everyone
My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."
I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.
The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.
