on the borderline

posy • she/her • mid-twenties • AO3 • mostly the witcher netflix rn

[kote-wan]

Cody in a crop top

i hear u anon,

[tallahasseemp3]

spiritual successor to “what have you ever done except leak out of your ass at walmart”

[donnajosh]

THE WEST WING 1.04 – “Five Votes Down”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[a-real-fast-goose]

Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts

[taylor-fartnerd]

Your boss eyes the two of you, he seems nervous while he slightly shakes in fear. The two of you have been doing nothing but suspecting each other the entire time. Yet you haven’t even suspected the fact that,

Your boss is the anteater.

[kingdraws-moved]

[catboydaredevil-deactivated2023]

I jist burst out laughing so hard holy shit 🤣

[lawbreaker13]

THERE’S A COMIC NOW

[deepherofanaticism]

Life purpose fulfilled.

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Part 1 | Part 2

[cobaltbeam]

Shes cool that's all

[paxamericana]

[ept2222]

It’s literally a circle. They’re cousins. It’s insane.

If you look up Queen Elizabeth’s family tree, they’ve hidden it DEEP in Google searches, but if you look up Prince Phillip’s family tree you’ll see the circle right away.

[lgbtpolitics]

And it gets worse lmfao because their common ancestor, Queen Victoria, has quite the family tree herself:

Two circles are seen here - one alarmingly small showing that Victoria and her husband Albert are first cousins. The bigger one shows that her own mother married her third cousin once removed, making Victoria her own mothers fourth cousin, meaning Albert was not just Victorias cousin, but also her fourth cousin once removed.

This means that Elizabeth is Philips third cousin, and his fifth cousin and his seventh cousin once removed.

[catgirldick]

european monarchies are an insane mess, yall. their incestuous bloodlines can almost all be traced back to a single ancestor, as well as frequent other crossings.

the english, the dutch, the spanish, the belgian, the danish, the swedish, and the norse royal bloodlines can all be traced back to mr charlemagne, king of the franks in the 8th century . the same goes for the late french, portugese, german, and all other now-deceased royal bloodlines.

royals only court other royals, so eventually all your options in that regard become your cousins.

(this is the highest detail + resolution chart i could find w/o paying 20 bucks)

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

me trying to comprehend this chart

[abi-kamikakushi]

s.. sorceresses.....

[penandinkprincess]

okay but jaskier and ciri have an ongoing game called “Geralt, can you hold this?” where the object of the game is just to hand geralt the weirdest possible thing and see if he notices/reacts 

[williamrikers]

"It was us who killed the elven baby."

[pickleysoda]

bert and ernie and bert

[userkhael]

— the devil and god are at war inside me // m.m

YENNEFER APPRECIATION WEEK Day Seven: Parallels | Free Choice

[nevver]

Personal message, Michael Dumontier & Neil Farber

[lady-of-the-spirit]

"I'm glad you're okay" but said by someone who has just had the shit beaten out of them, to someone who is not hurt at all, is a brilliant trope and I lose my mind every time.

[izzy-hands]

The Witcher + Text Posts [8/?]

[thewitchersdaily]

Yennefer of Vengerberg in 2.08 “Family”

[dailycolorfulgifs]

Except for the one about the rock troll. Overly friendly. Tough image to shake.

THE WITCHER: SEASON TWO Episode 1 | A Grain of Truth