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Not today Justin
Stranger Things

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One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes
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d e v o n
trying on a metaphor

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever

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@indie-bitch
sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.
tes THDPSSSSPS 💜
wgat did u say
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
Wheat Field with Cypresses at the Haude Galline near Eygalieres (1889) by Vincent van Gogh
Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.
It was a global problem
so back when my little brother was in high school, my mom went as a chaperone for their senior year field trip to an amusement park. which, you know, brave move to volunteer to supervise a bunch of high school seniors let loose in a wonderland of rollercoasters and sugar
my brother and his friends in this field trip group were truly great kids. but they were not above run of the mill teenage boy shenanigans. it’s the end of senior year, you and all your buddies are at the amusement park, you’re naturally going to want to act like a complete moron
there was one kid in the group who was especially prone to goofing around. committed to the bit, some may say. my mom knew that if nonsense was going to break out, he’d likely be at the center of it
so she goes up to this kid at the very start of the trip and says “hey, i’m kinda worried about this chaperoning thing. this might be a lot to ask, but can you help me keep an eye on everyone? you wouldn’t have to do anything big, just be an extra set of eyes for me.”
friends, this kid proceeded to run their field trip group like the fucking us marines. everyone is at the meet up spots at the designated time. everyone waits in line for the rides like a bunch of boy scouts. the second the horseplay gets too out of hand, this kid is getting it back under control
it’s incredible how differently people act based on the expectations you set. instead of going to this kid and saying “hey, i know you’re trouble, so i’ve got my eye on you,” my mom went “hey, i know you have influence in your peer group, so i think you can help me.”
treat someone like a problem, they’ll act like a problem. but give people a chance to help, make them feel important, and they usually rise far above the occasion. it was a stroke of genius that i’m honestly still in awe of
“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”
cats will just treat you as terrain
knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey
"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense
Getting high on open window air
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase
im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day
POV you're ejected from imperial court
English added by me :)