[indieesoull]

God you're gorgeous

thanks cx

[radioheal-deactivated20150708]

[thezealotsblindfold]

[chubbychimi]

If your “body positivity” only includes curvy white girls with flat tummies I want nothing to do with it or you.

[lecterings]

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

[homoish-blog]

reasons why periods suck

u get horny over fucking everything

blood

you fucking ruin your panties

fuck

what the hell

people just fucking stop

this list is fucking awful

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

[tittytron]

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

[xxxxxxxx154-deactivated20191127]

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

[enure]

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

[punkrock-hemmo-deactivated20140]

Holy fuck this messed me up

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

[ink-its-art-deactivated20160904]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

[indieesoull]

greatwhiteprivilege:

sorry i forgot as a queer person i’m supposed to be amazed when a straight person speaks out against homophobia and worship them lol

[jinkies-blog1]

[oriannagod-deactivated20150613]

*mentioning internet friends to parents*

we went to school together before they moved away a couple years ago.. did i never mention them.. weird.. totally went to school together..