[sewercentipede]

[kushblazer666]

mfw im taking selfies and vaping on sunday morning but i realize im in church service

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[bvttcheek]

[bulbiedorf]

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

[abcoconut]

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

[mapfail]

Fox News Station Blurred Out the Nipples of a $179 Million Picasso Masterpiece

[disgustinganimals]

[memewhore]

[steakplissken]

[steakplissken]

I’m begging you, feel the vibes this image is giving off

[screenshotsofdespair]

[beeth0ven]

historians: well we dont want say this is a love letter because men often expressed affections differently back then, so this person wasn’t gay, they were just friends

the letter in question: hey babe i cant wait for you to raw me tonight. aw man i love you so much dear husband. love having amazing homosexual intercourse with you. i think of your face everytime my wife makes me fuck her, you are my soulmate, i am gay,

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[just-shower-thoughts]

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

[maplesugacookie]

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

[onlytwitterpics]

[indiememe]

me meeting a bumble bee

me: I respect you

bumble bee: Merci