rappers and their thing™️

Andulka
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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hello vonnie
Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER

Janaina Medeiros
Cosmic Funnies

shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON

JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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taylor price

titsay

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rappers and their thing™️
this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it
i love this video
“So this is Jack and he has some sort of type of laryngeal paralysis? At least thats what the vet told me.”
Jack: [in the voice of a disillusioned 60-year old man] “Mow. Maow.”
Human holding camera: “This is Jack.“
Jack: “Whoa. Maow.”
Human: “His voice is a little deeper than most cats.”
Jack: “Eugh.”
Human: “Hey buddy.”
Human: [whistles and tuts] “Say hi? Say hi?”
Jack: “Meow.”
Human: “Good boy!”
@captioned-miscellaneous-videos
I like how she didn’t even directly mention men and he still said that
IM HOLLERING RIGHT NOW
this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning
Modern ghost story
Did reddit save this dudes life
What the fuck
NO BUT I READ THIS WHOLE THING ONCE.
he got the CO detector out, saw that it was in dangerous levels (there was a problem with an underground parkade in his building, iirc), calmly went “shit”, and went to the hospital. If he didn’t get that advice, he would most likely be dead now.
The best part? He didn’t get a webcam app or anything. He just made a folder, called it Webcam, and called it a night in his carbon monoxide induced delirium.
This is honestly one of my favorite Reddit stories.
🍇 SEHUN Simple 🍇
“the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him” sounds like a richard siken poem but so does squidward’s subsequent line “this time there’s gonna be love. so much that he’s going to drown in it”
#just the three of us- you; me; and this brick wall you built between us#the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma#if i cant have you as a friend im going to make you a trophy#i defy you heart man#this city needs to be destroyed or at least painted a different color (x)
*acts innocent but thinks about riding the fuck out of you*
ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]
This shit is wild.
There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.
Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.
I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case
Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.
What is life
and after you’re exposed to radiation you need to take off your outer layers and take a decontamination shower, aka wash your body with bar soap or any type of regular soap. no conditioner, no fancy protein soaps. that removes 85%-95% of radiation
Submission: Tumble mobile glitched icons and for a moment I thought this was you.
what if tom accidentally… swallows the frog
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
a list of things that are OK and NOT ok (dedicated to those rude ass kpop stans out there)
I need to get laid but my heart also needs to get laid ya know
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK DANNY PHANTOM’S SKIN GETS MORE TAN WHEN HE TURNS INTO A MOTHERFUCKIN GHOST
Electricity. He burn.
him toasty
extra crispy
aesthetics
I hope this clears things up
#going toast